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[Those in the Rocket Base are sure to hear some... interesting sounds. Sounds of fists pounding, and of some guy... roaring? Yes, roaring. Seems one of the new recruits is a bit of an oddball.

And it won't be long until Bowser bursts into the hall, fists clenched, his lips pulled back to reveal some gigantic, pointed teeth... highly unnatural for a human. Behind him toddles a Turtwig, who rolls her eyes as she trails behind him. Why did she have to get stuck with a crazy one?]

Graaaah! When I get my hands on the one who did this to me, I'll smash 'em into the ground and take back what's rightfully mine! That Star Rod's gotta be around here somewhere...

[Somebody may want to intervene. This guy's packing a lot of muscle and some pretty huge fists, after all.]

[Later, once he figures out how to use the PokéGear, expect a shot of one very angry man... and also, teeth. Seriously, what's with this dude?]

Listen up, because I'm only gonna say this once! If you're the chump who placed this blasted curse on me, you better step forward now, or you'll be facing the full fury of the Koopa Troop! And as their King, nobody's allowed to make a mockery of me, you hear that?!

It was a gutsy move dragging me outta my castle and separating me from the Star Rod. The fact that you turned me into a fleshy mammal would almost impress me, if it weren't so infuriating! So, if you're smart, you'll step forward, beg for my mercy, and change me back! If not...

[He chuckles.]

Well, have it your way.

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Yeah, it was, ewen though that's apparently not good enough for some people.

Who is this Mario guy anyway?

[...Well. That's interesting. He blinks, looking down at the Turtwig, who snaps her jaws, prompting Bowser to drop her, oops.]

Well, either way, I've still got a ferocious minion at my disposal!

Oooh so that why he didn't do it but he always says he'll make everyone pay and stuff like you just did.

But he doesn't look like he could take a hit, like you Uncle Bowser.

[He had been thinking about squishing cobra commander for a while now. This is actually changing his mind.]

I guess I should only worry about you. Alright! If you do super bad stuff then I'll be there to stop you, since that's what heroes are suppose to do.

Wow, that sounds pretty cool! [And intimidating! But mostly cool.]

That's because most people are a bunch of softies who get insulted at even the slightest sign of aggression.

[Huff.]

As for Mario, he's an infuriating pest. A so-called hero who always tries to put a stop to my plans!

Oh!

[She moves, arches, leans, trying to see the dropped turtwig, poor baby.]

Are you all right?

"Koopa"? [Koopa.. Koopa... ] Nope, never heard of anything like that.

[A light shrug.]

Sounds kinda lame, though.

Lame? LAME?!

[Grrrraaaaaarrrgh!]

A gigantic, horned beast with terrifying claws, a shell coated in spikes, and blazing hot fire breath is not lame! It's the definition of awesome!

So you mean it's like...

[Hold on, he's trying to picture it. HMMM...]

... an overgrown, fire-breathing turtle?

Ba ha ha! You're not gonna stand a chance, runt. A puny kid in a tacky suit isn't even close to hero material.

[He's trying really hard not to laugh. Sorry, Bowser. It's just, wow, even Cobra's having trouble taking an army of turtles seriously.]

You have an army of turtles? That's ridiculousssss!

Edited 2012-11-19 21:50 (UTC)

Don't underestimate the power of my Koopa crew! Their shells provide utmost protection, and their sheer numbers could level any city. And that's nothing! My Magikoopas could turn you into a puny little mushroom if they wanted, and I've got plenty more minions at my disposal.

Living bombs that create enormous explosions! Cannons that fire deadly bullets and Piranha plants that could snap you in two!

And that doesn't even cover my armada of air ships.

[Seriously, it's all awesome, okay.]

What? Of course I'm all right! Even if that Troopa had bit me, it's not like it would've hurt that much.

[Why yes, he's assuming she's asking about him.

Down below, the Trutwig grumbles and snaps her jaws some more. Stupid trainer. Stupid people asking if she's okay when she's totally fine and totally tough and her trainer better be just as awesome or else!

Yeah, she's... special.]

Words don't do it enough justice, either! Believe me, I'd show you if I could.

[Gaaaah! When he says it like that, that sucks all the coolness right out of it! Pardon Bowser as he bares those nasty teeth of his again. And stomps.]

My size makes me intimidating!

[Oh he likes you]

Maybe next time you see him you should just murder him.

A hero is someone that goes saving people and stopping bad stuff. So that means I'm a hero, or that's at least what Princess Peach told me.

[Bwuh?! This kid knows Peach?!

... Graaargh.]

That's because Peach is way too nice for her own good. She says stuff like that to everybody, but that doesn't mean it's true.

Besides, I doubt you could stop one measly Goomba!

Edited 2012-11-19 22:23 (UTC)

[~~Dang, what big teeth you have--~~ There's never been much coolness there to begin with, in his opinion. Then again, to Crow, things are only awesome if they have a beak and feathers.]

Bigger doesn't mean it's better.

Since is nice that means she wouldn't try to lie about things.

I had my egg powers back in morning land and I could squish monster crows all the time. Here I don't have my powers but my pokemon can do just about the same things. I already squished a mean rocket man before just fine.

So I think I can take on a goomba whatever that is.

[He probably could wish him dead, actually, but that takes the fun out of it.]

I'd much rather watch him squirm as I take control of the whole Mushroom Kingdom. With the Star Rod in my clutches, only my wishes will come true, leaving those poor, pitiful citizens without hope. They'll wish their hearts out and find it doesn't matter!

And no matter how hard he tries, Mario will be left powerless, unable to free the Star Spirits, unable to whisk Peach away for the billionth time!

Edited 2012-11-19 22:33 (UTC)

Does she have a name...?

Of course it means better!

[Wow. This guy has to be the biggest idiot he's met all day! ...next to that chicken runt, anyway.]

Bigger means stronger and more devastating!

[All he's getting from that is...]

So what you're sayin' is you have caliganous feelin's for the guy, which is why you keep fighting him instead of just gettin' rid a' him.

Yes, and it's a perfect name, fitting for his--

[HISS.]

Okay, fine, her role in my future army!

[Gwa ha ha ha!]

It's Shell Smasher because once I'm through with her, she'll be a powerhouse feared by all! Or at least anyone with a brain.

Edited 2012-11-19 22:40 (UTC)

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