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[Those in the Rocket Base are sure to hear some... interesting sounds. Sounds of fists pounding, and of some guy... roaring? Yes, roaring. Seems one of the new recruits is a bit of an oddball.

And it won't be long until Bowser bursts into the hall, fists clenched, his lips pulled back to reveal some gigantic, pointed teeth... highly unnatural for a human. Behind him toddles a Turtwig, who rolls her eyes as she trails behind him. Why did she have to get stuck with a crazy one?]

Graaaah! When I get my hands on the one who did this to me, I'll smash 'em into the ground and take back what's rightfully mine! That Star Rod's gotta be around here somewhere...

[Somebody may want to intervene. This guy's packing a lot of muscle and some pretty huge fists, after all.]

[Later, once he figures out how to use the PokéGear, expect a shot of one very angry man... and also, teeth. Seriously, what's with this dude?]

Listen up, because I'm only gonna say this once! If you're the chump who placed this blasted curse on me, you better step forward now, or you'll be facing the full fury of the Koopa Troop! And as their King, nobody's allowed to make a mockery of me, you hear that?!

It was a gutsy move dragging me outta my castle and separating me from the Star Rod. The fact that you turned me into a fleshy mammal would almost impress me, if it weren't so infuriating! So, if you're smart, you'll step forward, beg for my mercy, and change me back! If not...

[He chuckles.]

Well, have it your way.

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ok so
even if you look different now
you can't just go to her and be like

yo come to bowser's arms babe

not gonna work
she'll repel you before you can move in for the kill
what you need to do is this

go to her with your new looks
pretend you are someone else
give her a fake name, i don't care what name just come up with something cool and smooth

she'll take interest in you because
wow who's this stranger coming on to me?
and then, when she warmed up enough to you
you can go

hey it was me, bowser, all along

she'll be able to see you for who you are and not the stigma attached to your name

[You could call them kind of bird-brains. ~~okay that was terrible~~]

It means slow as hell and much less agile.

[And in the eyes of someone who relies on speed in as many ways as Crow does, it's a huge handicap.]

If a human had any sort of ability beyond that of the average person before coming here-like the ability to use any sort of magic, for example-it would be gone upon them arriving here.

I can't really be certain as to what causes this to happen, but it's rather vexing.

[to say the least...]

something cool and smooth huh?
i'll get back to you on that. personally i think bowser is as cool a name as it gets but i guess you've got a point

if she does show up i may have to try this
provided some of the idiots here don't ruin things like that stupid chicken kid

Sure, the shell goes with your horns, and compliments your hair...

...Why do you have hair anyway?

Right, where was I, OH! But pants give you options, it doesn't have to always be green with yellow spikes! You can wear all sorts of pants!

Then whoever's behind this must be a humungous coward! Maybe they're too scared of a potential rebellion.

[At least, that's why he would pull something like that, minus the cowardly bit.]

Pah. Who needs options when you have the coolest look on the block? My shell fits all occasions.

Edited 2012-11-20 04:03 (UTC)

You don't need speed if you can hit hard enough! Those small, agile types are about as frail as a piece of paper. I'd rather be sturdy as a wall of bricks.

Bwaha! If it does show up, then you can expect a few changes around here.

Big ones.

I suppose you do have a point, you make that look work for you really well. I just figured you'd want to try new things sometimes.

*Imogen he has been in how many games that started with kidnapping Princess Peach?*

Hey why are your teeth still all pointy when the rest of you is human?

Don't know, don't care! As long as some part of me's unchanged, I'm not gonna complain too much.

But you can bet I'm still gonna complain!

I can't really blame you, I'd complain too if I wasn't me anymore. I like being me.

Even if being someone else would be interesting, I wouldn't want to stay that way too long.

Like I said, you sounded like you had a strong black riwalry goin' on there.

[It's pretty easy to get !!]

Well, I've never heard of this 'black rivalry' in the first place! Or any rivalry that involves kissing, for that matter.

[Yuck.]

One measly minute was too long! Not that I have a vendetta against everything human...

['cause Peach.]

But I'd take my fearsome form over this any day of the week.

Yeah I know, your under-deweloped human culter and all that.

Except I'm not a human in the first place!

[Gosh. Insinuating that he, the mighty king of the koopas follows 'human culture'.]

..What are you then if you ain't human?

The whole point of my message was me complaining that I got turned into one!

[Grah! And now he's just reminded of how much he hates this new body.]

I'm the king of the Koopas. Before I got dragged here, I had horns, a thick shell coated in spikes, armor-like scales... Everything about me was a million times better than this soft, puny form!

Oh yeah.

[Whoops he got distracted by complaining about his woes]

Horns, huh? I used to hawe horns too and us trolls were a lot tougher than humans. I agree with you on that since really bein' anythin' is probably better than bein' human.

Horns make everything look better, if you ask me!

[Muahahaha...]

But at least I don't have tiny, flat teeth or skinny little arms. There's still something to keep me from looking like Donkey Kong's deranged cousin.

[Because humans are totally like apes, okay. Only less hairy.]

Who's Donkey Kong?

[He'd totally agree with you if he knew what that was.]

Humans hawe no strength and not ewen any real defense. Hawe you seen how thin the skin is? It would take nothing to pierce it an' let all the blood out, it's sort of pathetic.

Edited 2012-11-20 05:56 (UTC)

[Someone had to make it.]

You might still be king in your opinion, but in others' eyes, you're merely a trainer like all others... or one of the other options you start with.

Oh, just a dumb gorilla with a stupid tie. Nobody you need to worry about.

[Besides, DK has his own enemy in K. Rool. Or whatever his name is.]

But yes, that's the problem with human bodies. They have no defenses! Us Koopas can slip into our shells and still put up a fight. Humans just have clothes and maybe armor, if they're lucky.

But I'll give credit where it's due. Mario's a human, but he's the only adversary worthy of facing me!

[Because Luigi is totally a loser, anyway. Who cares about Green Stache?]

[Haunted mansions...

Bowser, don't you know that using ghosts will eventually come back to haunt you?]

Oh please. You may have had those things, but the forces of Cobra are everywhere and are comprised of almost everything imaginable! My minions specialize in everything from cutting edge sssscience to sabotage to accounting! Biological and chemical weapons are commonplace, and things like your piranha plants, whatever those are, pale in comparsion to sssssome of the things created by Cobra scientists! As far as weaponry and vehicles go, the things at my disposal were limitless! Limitlessss!

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