No, you idiot! I'm King Bowser, and I'm nobody's uncle! Sarcasm is when you ironically say stuff that's rude, snarky, or the complete opposite of what you mean! Saying I'm a Yoshi's Uncle was a dry remark meant to insult your intelligence and your suit! Sheesh.

[Wow, this kid makes Mario look like a genius.]

And just because they're not here doesn't mean I don't have 'em! And I'll build an army just as impressive here!