You think I don't have my own vehicles engineers? Somebody's gotta build all my ships! And who cares about biological weapons?! None of that matters when you've got magic and invincibility on your side! If I wanted to, I could've wished for everything that you had and more and gotten it in a flash.

And you may claim that your forces are made up of everything, but I doubt they included gigantic balls of iron and teeth, dinosaurs, squids, and living flames!

And if you want political sabotage, I've been there, done that. My loyal Koopalings and I have transformed kings into harmless animals before! Not to mention kidnapped Princess Peach, the Mushroom Kingdom's own ruler. In fact, I recently dragged her castle into outer space with my own fortress, leaving nothing but wreckage in its place!