Ssssso? I had giant ssssnakes! Made out of lasers! And giant killer vines! And a giant germ that devoured everything in its path!

[Okay that last one was an accident, but still.]

And kidnapping the monarch and her castle? Impressive. But not as impressive as stealing an entire state from under the nose of the nation owning it! And I had all of thisss without magic or waiting for wishes to come true!