[...You know, this girl's kinda naive. And thinks everything is cute.

Even his minions! This could work well. Gwa ha ha ha...]

Oh, it gets worse! He smashes my minions like pancakes and uses their own shells against them! Fireballs spew out of his horrifying fists, roasting any unsuspecting Goombas that cross his path.

And whenever I get close to my dear Princess Peach, he always sweeps her away, leaving me with nothing but utter humiliation.