...Uh.

[Aw, crud! Did he seriously just let that slip?

Hrmph. Well... that complicates matters. Or maybe it doesn't! Maybe it just proves how awesomely evil he is.]

Okay, fine! I kidnap her on a regular basis. Part of the whole bad guy gig. I just made up the whole rescue thing to mess with your head. Also a villainous act, by the way!