kingbowser | 06 - video/text to Rockets;

[The feed begins in pitch blackness before a faint flame flickers on in the background, courtesy of one currently unseen Magmortar. The light shifts throughout the room, showcasing one snarling Swampert, two hissing Ninetales, and a buzzing Venomoth, whom some may find familiar. A Torterra stomps by with a roar and a cackle, slipping past those brainwashed 'mons. There's also a sleeping Salamence curled up in the corner, quite massive. Also likely familiar...

And the camera pans to Bowser with a helmet-wearing Wartortle perched on his shoulder.]

Gwa ha ha ha! I don't know about you chumps, but I had a great Valentine's Day! While you were off panicking in the streets, I got to watch the whole thing unfold. It made news broadcasts! I'd say that's one heck of an accomplishment in just a few short months.

[The Wartortle nods, rubbing his hands together.]

Gwaaarl. Gweheh!

Yeah, you said it, runt! Even that little test run's just a tiny sampling of what my Koopa Crew has to offer! But don't worry, you'll see what I mean soon enough...

[Once he, uh. Comes up with more concrete plans.]

by the way, i got details on that radio tower attack
i was there

didn't catch that many faces, but i did catch one. one who deserves to get smashed into the dirt
sasuke the cinnamon runt

ninja kid, dumb headband
the point is, he was there, and he wasn't alone. it's awfully fishy if ya ask me

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That's because I've been busy working my army into a rough, tough, evil machine!

[There's an audible sigh off camera. Snorceror then sends Bowser a telepathic message, Don't make your schemes too obvious, your ruthlessness. After all, the pink, crying whelp of a Gym Leader has yet to realize our intent...

Of course, the 'Gear wouldn't have picked that up, so it looks like Bowser just paused awkwardly.

Right, back on track!]

But I'll tell ya straight-up that I have tons of amazingly sinister plans forming in my head as we speak!

But kidnapping is not one of them.

[At the very least, we will eliminate the possibility of one bad deed! Then we can get rid of the rest.]

Maybe it is, maybe it isn't! Much as I love to boast about my evil, there's a time and a place for it.

[...Darn it, Fluttershy. You're so persistent. Especially for a pink-haired former pony.]

[Friendship is meticulous.]

Good! Okay!

[...Wow, she really missed the implications there, huh?

Ah well. At least she's rolling with it. Gwar har har har!]

So, yeah. You just keep... doing that happy pony thing. I guess.