King Bowser (
kingbowser) wrote2012-12-16 04:00 pm
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Entry tags:
04 - video/text/action for Goldenrod;
Video (Rocket Feed);
[Those viewing the Rocket feed are sure to see this burly brute dressed in a bright red suit! He's grinning fiendishly with a sack in hand, and he clears his throat before he begins.]
Listen up! I'm unleashing a sinister scheme that's sure to make this one Christmas this city will never forget! I've got a gig set up at the Department Store to act like a jolly, old fatso with a beard. The catch? Stealing loot and Pokémon from the pipsqueaks that come crawling my way. And any other morons around.
But don't think I'm stopping there. No, I've got bigger plans! Wrecker, Boo, if you please...
[In the background, a vine hoists up a plate of delightful looking Christmas cookies, while a second plate floats seemingly all by itself.]
Looks pretty harmless, but there's a catch! Each one of these suckers has been loaded with Toxic and Poison Powder, making them one heckuva snack. It'll leave any idiot that eats 'em in bed for days, if not longer! So if you see little stands run by my minions in elf suits, don't eat 'em if you know what's good for ya.
[He chuckles and points a finger at the screen.]
So why am I telling you all this? Easy! Because I'm looking for people to help set up shop. To run some of the stands and ship out the goods to the other cities for good measure. And if you've got any doubts, think of it this way; it's not every day you get the honor of working with the epitome of villainy! Gwa ha ha ha!
[Those browsing the network will see an anonymous text message pop up on their devices, courtesy of a certain moron's less moronic Hypno.]
Ho ho ho!
Santa Claus has come to town, so come on people, gather 'round. Visit the Goldenrod Department Store for joy, love, and presents galore! Here for a limited time, so don't miss out! See what the fuss is all about. Bring your friends, bring your families, bring your Pokémon, too. It's fun for you and you, and YOU!
Not in town but looking for cheer? Don't feel sad, never fear! We have fresh holiday treats for you to share. For pickup, air mail, we don't even care! Our home baked goods are a North Pole fav. And with our free samples, think of the money you'll save!
And now that this rhyming's outta the way, leave all cookie orders here and have a good day!
[Those in Goldenrod City are sure to find something interesting. No matter where they look, there are stands littering the street lined with plates of fresh, Christmas cookies with a sign that reads "FREE SAMPLES". For those who would like to buy a whole batch, they will find that the price is quite cheap-- P300! That's only a little more than a Rage Candy Bar!
Some of the stands are manned by Pokémon in elf, snowman, and Reindeer suits. These include one adorable little Squirtle, a Magmar, a Larvitar, an Ivysaur, a Magcargo, and a Tirtouga, just to name a few.
Inside the Department Store, however, lies an even stranger sight-- Department Store Santa Claus, complete with the bushy beared, the suit with all the bells and whistles, a rather comfortable looking chair, gift sack, and more Pokémon in cute little costumes. ...Including a Hypno, Granbull, Gible, and Machoke. These Pokémon seem harmless enough, leading kids and other visitors towards the big guy himself and occasionally handing out gift boxes.
What those with a less watchful eye may not realize is that they're being watched constantly. Not only by the Hypno, but by something else. Something unseen... something making a grab for those Pokéballs you may or may not have.]
[ooc: And Bowser plot begins now! For info, look here. Please let me know if you're okay with him stealing. I'd rather not have him found out right away. Also note that the cookies are poisoned with either Poison Powder or Toxic.
For the text portion, all replies will be anonymous! This is a good chance for characters outside of Goldenrod to get involved in the cookie plot. ;)
Enjoy!]
[Those viewing the Rocket feed are sure to see this burly brute dressed in a bright red suit! He's grinning fiendishly with a sack in hand, and he clears his throat before he begins.]
Listen up! I'm unleashing a sinister scheme that's sure to make this one Christmas this city will never forget! I've got a gig set up at the Department Store to act like a jolly, old fatso with a beard. The catch? Stealing loot and Pokémon from the pipsqueaks that come crawling my way. And any other morons around.
But don't think I'm stopping there. No, I've got bigger plans! Wrecker, Boo, if you please...
[In the background, a vine hoists up a plate of delightful looking Christmas cookies, while a second plate floats seemingly all by itself.]
Looks pretty harmless, but there's a catch! Each one of these suckers has been loaded with Toxic and Poison Powder, making them one heckuva snack. It'll leave any idiot that eats 'em in bed for days, if not longer! So if you see little stands run by my minions in elf suits, don't eat 'em if you know what's good for ya.
[He chuckles and points a finger at the screen.]
So why am I telling you all this? Easy! Because I'm looking for people to help set up shop. To run some of the stands and ship out the goods to the other cities for good measure. And if you've got any doubts, think of it this way; it's not every day you get the honor of working with the epitome of villainy! Gwa ha ha ha!
[Those browsing the network will see an anonymous text message pop up on their devices, courtesy of a certain moron's less moronic Hypno.]
Ho ho ho!
Santa Claus has come to town, so come on people, gather 'round. Visit the Goldenrod Department Store for joy, love, and presents galore! Here for a limited time, so don't miss out! See what the fuss is all about. Bring your friends, bring your families, bring your Pokémon, too. It's fun for you and you, and YOU!
Not in town but looking for cheer? Don't feel sad, never fear! We have fresh holiday treats for you to share. For pickup, air mail, we don't even care! Our home baked goods are a North Pole fav. And with our free samples, think of the money you'll save!
And now that this rhyming's outta the way, leave all cookie orders here and have a good day!
[Those in Goldenrod City are sure to find something interesting. No matter where they look, there are stands littering the street lined with plates of fresh, Christmas cookies with a sign that reads "FREE SAMPLES". For those who would like to buy a whole batch, they will find that the price is quite cheap-- P300! That's only a little more than a Rage Candy Bar!
Some of the stands are manned by Pokémon in elf, snowman, and Reindeer suits. These include one adorable little Squirtle, a Magmar, a Larvitar, an Ivysaur, a Magcargo, and a Tirtouga, just to name a few.
Inside the Department Store, however, lies an even stranger sight-- Department Store Santa Claus, complete with the bushy beared, the suit with all the bells and whistles, a rather comfortable looking chair, gift sack, and more Pokémon in cute little costumes. ...Including a Hypno, Granbull, Gible, and Machoke. These Pokémon seem harmless enough, leading kids and other visitors towards the big guy himself and occasionally handing out gift boxes.
What those with a less watchful eye may not realize is that they're being watched constantly. Not only by the Hypno, but by something else. Something unseen... something making a grab for those Pokéballs you may or may not have.]
[ooc: And Bowser plot begins now! For info, look here. Please let me know if you're okay with him stealing. I'd rather not have him found out right away. Also note that the cookies are poisoned with either Poison Powder or Toxic.
For the text portion, all replies will be anonymous! This is a good chance for characters outside of Goldenrod to get involved in the cookie plot. ;)
Enjoy!]
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Well, Christmas cookies! A Haunter trails along after her, although he seems less interested in the cookies than Aradia does. ]
Free samples? [ She does like cookies, but. Only a few of her pokemon are with her right now, and this sounds like something they would all enjoy! :D ]
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They're to die for.]
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[ Awww, cute wink. Maybe she'll have some later and share with her pokemon. They like treats, after all. ]
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Cheap. Delicious. C'mooooon. Eat 'em up. Tell your friends! Spread the goods.]
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Anyway, she will pull out 300 pokéyen from her bag and hand it over. Clearly this decision will not come back to haunt her. ]