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[Those in the Rocket Base are sure to hear some... interesting sounds. Sounds of fists pounding, and of some guy... roaring? Yes, roaring. Seems one of the new recruits is a bit of an oddball.

And it won't be long until Bowser bursts into the hall, fists clenched, his lips pulled back to reveal some gigantic, pointed teeth... highly unnatural for a human. Behind him toddles a Turtwig, who rolls her eyes as she trails behind him. Why did she have to get stuck with a crazy one?]

Graaaah! When I get my hands on the one who did this to me, I'll smash 'em into the ground and take back what's rightfully mine! That Star Rod's gotta be around here somewhere...

[Somebody may want to intervene. This guy's packing a lot of muscle and some pretty huge fists, after all.]

[Later, once he figures out how to use the PokéGear, expect a shot of one very angry man... and also, teeth. Seriously, what's with this dude?]

Listen up, because I'm only gonna say this once! If you're the chump who placed this blasted curse on me, you better step forward now, or you'll be facing the full fury of the Koopa Troop! And as their King, nobody's allowed to make a mockery of me, you hear that?!

It was a gutsy move dragging me outta my castle and separating me from the Star Rod. The fact that you turned me into a fleshy mammal would almost impress me, if it weren't so infuriating! So, if you're smart, you'll step forward, beg for my mercy, and change me back! If not...

[He chuckles.]

Well, have it your way.

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[...okay if he was nonhuman beforehand then wow he must have been something if he still has those gigantic pointy teeth

dear jesus

...however if he's royalty (even if he doesn't talk like royalty) then Kayneth can't really draw attention to that, um...]

Whether or not an actual curse is at work here I can't exactly say, but I feel as though I should inform you that you're not the only one suffering from it, nor is it something limited solely to nonhumans.

Huh, they do kind of look like Cheep-Cheeps now that you mention it...

[A pause, then Ryuunosuke pulls out a Pokéball.]

See, the creatures in this "evolve" into other larger, more dangerous forms. Well, not all of them evolve, but the really useless ones usually do! That fish will turn into this if you raise it right!

[And voila, witness the glory that is Gyarados!!

...Well it would be more glorious if it wasn't asleep. Ryuunosuke pouts.]

Well, you get the point. They turn into a giant sea-serpent once you've raised them to level twenty!

[...Well, that's interesting. What the heck could it even do to humans?

Well, fine. He'll bite.]

So what else does it do? None of the humans I've talked to have said anything about it affecting them yet.

Yeah I got some of my friends from home here but most a' them hate me cause of me wantin' to kill all the lowly landwellers and things like that.

Our princess was like that too, she wanted eweryone to be equal and wanted to look after the weaklings and it was just a completely disgustin' notion.

Edited 2012-11-19 06:20 (UTC)

[Cobra's looking, but not really impressed. With his appearance or the Turtwig. Sorry Bowser.]

Your whole army?

[He doesn't think you have a whole army here. He doesn't, so clearly no one else does.]

That creature and whatever else you have hardly constitute an army. And there's no way they can level any city. Especially not if you've just arrived.

[And Eridan wonders why Karkat doesn't like him. Gamzee makes a mental note to try and teach him the art of think one thing say something else. It could do him motherfucking miracles.]

Unfortunately, as you've likely heard plenty at this point, nothing will help you with that. Being a human may take some time getting used to, but it can be rather pleasant here. At least compared to...whatever it was you were before, I'm sure. They don't exactly accommodate for the alien types.

Hrmph. I don't care what you humans say, being one of you is not gonna be pleasant! Doesn't matter if they accommodate, either! If I had my way, I'd make 'em do that.

...Grrrgh. That's because the rest of my army's out scouting!

[Bowser's jaw drops.

That silly fish is gonna become a ferocious monster? Okay, so maybe that one's sleeping, but still! He wants one of those yesterday!]

Raise it right, huh? In that case, I'll just have to toughen it up into one of those bad boys. Then it'll be a shining example for my future army!

[Gwa ha ha ha!]

Just how am I supposed to level it up in the first place? It doesn't look like it can do much.

That's a rather rude assumption on your part. If Johto is capable of turning you human, who is to say that I am not a human originally? I have been here for nearly two years now, I've had a lot of time to grow accustomed to the settings.

That's the problem with her! She's too merciful. Plus, she keeps on begging for Mario to come rescue her when she's already got one heck of a king right around the corner.

You'd think she'd be impressed by me snatching the Star Spirits' power, but nope. Still nothing!

Yeah, well, it's not like I can tell! Sheesh. And I do not want to spend two years stuck looking like this.

You can't separate a Koopa from his shell! That's just plain demeaning.

Edited 2012-11-19 07:03 (UTC)

Yeah, like my princess rejected me an' then ran off with this yellow-blooded fuckin' peasant. What is ewen wrong with them.

They can't see what's right in front of them, that's what! They're too caught up in those hero types, and it's infuriating!

Well in the end I just killed them both and had done with it.

[Ok Sollux didn't technically die he only had his eyes burnt out but shhh]

Well, I will give you a few pieces of advice then. No matter how much you demand over the network, no one ever steps up for being the one who brought you here. Legendary Pokemon, at this point in my research, have nothing to do with it either. And neither do Team Rocket, no matter how dastardly they may be.

And despite the fact that they may seem like guys you would want to hang out with, Mister Koopa King, they're really incompetent. You'd be better starting your own evil army.

Oh? And what does the rest of your army consisssst of? Another turtle?

[If he has more than one Pokemon already, that means this guy is probably a Rocket. And Cobra is therefore glad he transferred out of training.]

[Gale the Scizor also steps in between them, for which Dist is grateful for. This guy just got way too close for comfort.

However, he tries not to look intimidated by sending a glare right back at the newcomer. Key word was "tries."]

Hey, hey, back off this instant. I have no involvement whatsoever with your...

[He trails off when his brain finally finishes processing what the beastly man had just said.]

Hold on...are you implying that you weren't human before arriving here?

Edited 2012-11-19 07:46 (UTC)

Thankfully, no!

[He grumbles, baring those very pointy teeth for an instant.]

I was a huge, terrifying Koopa before, but now I've been stripped of my shell, my horns... everything except muscle and teeth!

[The Turtwig just shakes her head. Gosh, her trainer talks crazy.]

What kind of ruler would I be if I didn't rebuild my army? Believe me, it's on the agenda!

[Totally not talking about that Rocket bit, though.He is still PONDERING the situation.]

Most of my Koopa Troop consists of Koopas. But if you mean the other monster...

[Bwa ha ha.]

It's going to become a terrifying creature of the sea!

[...Welp.]

Well, that's one way to solve your problems.

['course, he has no plans to kill Peach. That would be counter productive!]

I'm just giving you a bit of friendly advice is all. And wishing you good luck. You may find yourself with more resistance here.

[[Oh this is all too amusing. Just too amusing.]]

Doesn't matter how much people resist! They'll all feel my wrath soon enough. I'll have dozens-- no, hundreds of creatures at my disposal before long!

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