["My evil" oh god give him a break. It takes a lot of Crow's willpower not to burst out laughing on the spot, but he does let out a small chuckle.]

Suuuuure. And what else, oh evil one? Wait, lemme guess-- you'll take over the world. In which case you might wanna get in line, since that ain't very original.

[Take Cobra Commander, for example.]

... Actually, what are you if you ain't human? A pony?

[Because as far as he's concerned, that's what people who weren't people before Johto usually are.]