01 - video/action for Goldenrod Rocket Base;

[kingbowser]

[Those in the Rocket Base are sure to hear some... interesting sounds. Sounds of fists pounding, and of some guy... roaring? Yes, roaring. Seems one of the new recruits is a bit of an oddball.

And it won't be long until Bowser bursts into the hall, fists clenched, his lips pulled back to reveal some gigantic, pointed teeth... highly unnatural for a human. Behind him toddles a Turtwig, who rolls her eyes as she trails behind him. Why did she have to get stuck with a crazy one?]

Graaaah! When I get my hands on the one who did this to me, I'll smash 'em into the ground and take back what's rightfully mine! That Star Rod's gotta be around here somewhere...

[Somebody may want to intervene. This guy's packing a lot of muscle and some pretty huge fists, after all.]

[Later, once he figures out how to use the PokéGear, expect a shot of one very angry man... and also, teeth. Seriously, what's with this dude?]

Listen up, because I'm only gonna say this once! If you're the chump who placed this blasted curse on me, you better step forward now, or you'll be facing the full fury of the Koopa Troop! And as their King, nobody's allowed to make a mockery of me, you hear that?!

It was a gutsy move dragging me outta my castle and separating me from the Star Rod. The fact that you turned me into a fleshy mammal would almost impress me, if it weren't so infuriating! So, if you're smart, you'll step forward, beg for my mercy, and change me back! If not...

[He chuckles.]

Well, have it your way.

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[justicereigns]

So what did you used to be anyway?

[Video]

[kingbowser]

What did I used to be?

[Ah, good. A chance for him to get a good head start in this world in the best way possible: gloating!]

I used to be the most fearsome Koopa in the whole Mushroom Kingdom! Huge, strong, and dead handsome to boot. This human body's nothing compared to the real me.

[Video]

[roemance]

[Normally he cant be fucked dealing with new people but pinged by royalty and hating human bodies!!]

Sorry but this place apparently makes no exceptions, not ewen for royalty, an' turns eweryone into one a' these pathetic humans.

[Video]

[kingbowser]

[Okay, this guy's accent is weird, but... hah! Pathetic is right. Something Bowser can definitely agree with.]

You mean this place is putting a stupid spell on everybody?!

[Okay, that's probably more terrifying. Especially since he can't think of any place in the Mushroom Kingdom that'd ruin his terrifying appearance!]

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[ghostytrainer]

Koopa...Troop?

[Oh no way. No. Freaking. Way.]

Ah, a-anyway, unfortunately, there won't be anybody taking you up on that offer. Not because of your intimidation tactics, mind you, but because there isn't exactly anybody who can change you back. Johto likes to turn everyone it brings her into humans for whatever reason.

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[kingbowser]

What, you mean you've never heard of it? Sheesh, have you been living under a rock all these years?

[Gosh, John. Gosh.]

And as for this Johto, I'll give 'em a piece of my mind! Then we'll see who's feeling high and mighty. After all, there has to be a way to change back. If I have to, I'll just get my Star Rod back and wish myself back to normal!

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[darkenedgales]

[... Man, those newbies get more and more dramatic, don't they?]

First, hate to break it to ya, but king or no king, we're all in this on equal terms. Doubt anyone actually cares if you owed the world back home or whatever.

[Just to make it clear, since he's not fond of king-like high and mighty attitudes in general. Nothing personal, really.]

Second, welcome to the world of Pokémon! You're in for a journey of a lifetime, whether you like it or not. Have fun! 'S probably the best way to deal with it anyway.

And last but not least, yelling and threats won't get ya anywhere, so you might as well give up on those now.

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[kingbowser]

Equal terms? Are you serious?

[...Pffft. That. That is absolutely rich.]

See, that's where you're mistaken! Even with this stupid body, I'm still far more intimidatingly awesome than the rest! And if nobody cares now, they will once I'm through with them!

[As for that last part...]

And you can have your stupid journey! Once I get to the bottom of this mess, it's straight back to my castle with me. And, maybe if I'm feeling generous, I'll add this place to my empire for good measure.

[VIDEO]

[greatestcool]

[Wait, hang on. Koopas. The King of the Koopa Troop, so he'd be the King of the Koopas--

OH MY GOD IT'S BOWSER

Wait hang on, how did a video game character end up here? Does that mean that everyone here is a character? Whoa, that is the coolest thing ever! Just imagine what kind of an awesome villain Ryuunosuke would be! He'd be almost as cool as Bowser (but with hopefully less failure)!]

You're Bowser, aren't you? Wow, I never thought I'd get to meet you!

[Someone's eyes are practically sparkling here.]

You're so cool! I idolize you, sir!

[Those Mario Brothers can go jump in a lava pit for all he cares. In fact, that's usually what Ryuunosuke did when he was bored. Throw Mario into lava pits and laugh. He's pretty easily entertained.]

[VIDEO]

[kingbowser]

[What's this? Someone who not only recognizes him, but idolizes him for good measure? Ryuunosuke, you have just done something either very brilliant or very foolish...

You have fueled Bowser's already inflated ego.

And the praise earns a big, boisterous laugh from the Koopa King.]

Well, consider yourself lucky! It's not every day you come face to face with the Mushroom Kingdom's biggest bad guy and future ruler!

[Muahahaha...]

And idolizing me, too! About time I met someone with a brain around here! Everybody knows those pesky Mario brothers are old news, anyway.

[Video]

[rooster_shout]

[Something about this guy is rubbing Billy the wrong way. It wasn't that he was a big burly dude, that was sort of cool. No it's the way this guy is acting and talking.

Looking for a special item, threatening people randomly, and that chuckle.

Billy's young mind come to one conclusion.]

You're a bad guy, hmph you can't turn back into your koopa troop form thing. If you weren't a human person before you'll have to be one here!

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[kingbowser]

[Yaaaawn. Like he's scared of a kid in a tacky chicken suit.]

Pffft, that's what you think, but I'm the one who makes the rules these days, and if I say I'm getting my old body back, then that's all there is to it!

[Text] Just tell me if the colored text isn't your thing *haha*

[used_puppets]

[Koopa... Nah, he must have heard it wrong.]

not to butt in your bad guy business or anything
but star rod is the least threatening name for a weapon i've ever heard

[Text] it's cool. Aradia showed him the glory of text quirks anyway

[kingbowser]

maybe the name's not threatening, but its power IS!

it can grant any wish, no strings attached, and with it, not even mario can stop me!

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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

The full fury of the Koopa Troop. How intimidating. I'm ssssure your situation will be remedied once they learn of that dire threat.

[He's not even sure what a Koopa is, but it doesn't sound very terrifying. And if he doesn't have legions of Cobra Troopers here, he's willing to bet that whoever this clown is doesn't have his Koopa Troop either.]

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[kingbowser]

You bet they will! My hordes of loyal minions will trounce anyone who dares challenge my might! They'll come charging in, Bullet Bills and Bob-bombs blazing, striking fear into the heart of whoever dared transform me into this pale shadow of my former glory!

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[eclectical]

Sorry, but that happens to everyone who wasn't human before they showed up here! And no one's found a way to change back. Being human probably won't be too bad once you've had time to get used to it, though!

[video]

[kingbowser]

You're just saying that because you are human!

[Hmph. Well, probably. Way to go, Bowser, jumping to conclusions that are correct, but still.]

But this place, if that's what really hexed me, took away my shell, my razor-sharp claws, and everything that makes me me! I'm not about to sit still and get used to it! Not when I've got an image to keep!

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[3_butterflies]

Um... excuse me... does that mean you weren't a human too...?

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[kingbowser]

I was far more than some puny human! My real form is so devastating that just one look at me would make your heart burst from sheer terror!

[action]

[ortion]

[Dist and his Scizor making their way back toward his lab when he hears the roaring. He freezes in his tracks. Is Kato's Hydreigon on a rampage again...

But then Bowser enters the scene. No, it's not Pluto. It's this...what is he even looking at?

This is it. This is the closest thing to a true savage he has ever seen.]

I highly doubt you'll find what you're looking for here.

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[kingbowser]

[Stomp, stomp, stomp, glare. And a finger point for good measure!]

A likely story! And how do I know you're not the one who turned me into this repulsive mess of human flesh?!

[His Turtwig sighs, hopping in front of him and giving an apologetic look to both Dist and his Scizor.]

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[enjoymyatelier]

[...okay if he was nonhuman beforehand then wow he must have been something if he still has those gigantic pointy teeth

dear jesus

...however if he's royalty (even if he doesn't talk like royalty) then Kayneth can't really draw attention to that, um...]

Whether or not an actual curse is at work here I can't exactly say, but I feel as though I should inform you that you're not the only one suffering from it, nor is it something limited solely to nonhumans.

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[kingbowser]

[...Well, that's interesting. What the heck could it even do to humans?

Well, fine. He'll bite.]

So what else does it do? None of the humans I've talked to have said anything about it affecting them yet.

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[tentacletrainer]

Unfortunately, as you've likely heard plenty at this point, nothing will help you with that. Being a human may take some time getting used to, but it can be rather pleasant here. At least compared to...whatever it was you were before, I'm sure. They don't exactly accommodate for the alien types.

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[kingbowser]

Hrmph. I don't care what you humans say, being one of you is not gonna be pleasant! Doesn't matter if they accommodate, either! If I had my way, I'd make 'em do that.

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[ex_cashcow493]

You are a king?

[ She doesn't believe him one bit. ]

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[kingbowser]

Yes! Are you deaf or something?

[Grumble.]

I'm the terrifying, powerful, and all around awesome king of the Koopas! Soon to rule over the entire Mushroom Kingdom thanks to my power over wishes!

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[for_realsies]

Wait, Koopa? But-

Shouldn't you be taller?

*Yes Imogen, the issue here with Bowser is that he should be taller.*

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[kingbowser]

[He's already pretty tall, man. Most grown men don't reach the 7' range, after all. But yes, he has been depicted as even bigger before.

Cue facepalm.]

This place already stripped me of my gargantuan form! I can't help it if I'm not as huge or terrifying!

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[saxsongs]

[Who would have thought that a video game based world would bring in a video game based character?]

Sorry, but your royal status is in another world.

[... why yes, he just edited a quote from a Mario game.]|/small>

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[kingbowser]

Yeah right! It doesn't matter which world I'm in, my status sticks with me like a tube of runny glue.

[Also that is a glorious reference.]

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[red_roses]

A curse?! Oh, no! That must be why we can't go home!

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[kingbowser]

Probably. There has to be some kind of dark magic behind all this. I should know! I've dabbled in that sorta thing before.

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[nasa_dreams]

Something about that "Koopa Troop" sounds familiar. Can't quite put my finger on it though. [Probably because you've been playing nothing but FPSs since you were ten, Danny.]

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[kingbowser]

The amount of numbskulls around here continues to amaze me. What next? You'll tell me you've never heard of the Mario Brothers?

[Video]

[beforethedarkness]

...

[What the hell is this guy. No, seriously, what is he. He's never even heard of a Koopa, let alone people who weren't... Well, people, before coming here. Danny doesn't count.

But, Sasuke does know the answer to that question. He's looking unimpressed as he answeres the video.]

You're stuck like that whether you want to be or not. It's this place that changes you, as far as we know.

[Video]

[kingbowser]

So I've heard a million times! That doesn't mean I have to enjoy it.

[Grumblegrumble.]

[action] the latest, I hope it's alright ;;

[usedsuperpower]

<sub>[Huge fists and pointy teeth? Sounds like someone Stitch would like to fight.]

[Being just 4.9 he easily tails quietly behind Bowser, but it's not long before he reveals himself by cackling loudly. He just can't help it, this guy is a blast.]</sub>

[action] Stiiitch~ It's totally cool.

[kingbowser]

Bwuh?!

[Bowser whips around, half expecting a Boo or something, only to find--

Oh. It's just a kid. Upon spotting Stitch, Bowser raises and eyebrow.]

Trying to pull of an evil laugh, runt?

[He's heard better! Besides, he's still got loads of complaining to do.]