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[Those in the Rocket Base are sure to hear some... interesting sounds. Sounds of fists pounding, and of some guy... roaring? Yes, roaring. Seems one of the new recruits is a bit of an oddball.

And it won't be long until Bowser bursts into the hall, fists clenched, his lips pulled back to reveal some gigantic, pointed teeth... highly unnatural for a human. Behind him toddles a Turtwig, who rolls her eyes as she trails behind him. Why did she have to get stuck with a crazy one?]

Graaaah! When I get my hands on the one who did this to me, I'll smash 'em into the ground and take back what's rightfully mine! That Star Rod's gotta be around here somewhere...

[Somebody may want to intervene. This guy's packing a lot of muscle and some pretty huge fists, after all.]

[Later, once he figures out how to use the PokéGear, expect a shot of one very angry man... and also, teeth. Seriously, what's with this dude?]

Listen up, because I'm only gonna say this once! If you're the chump who placed this blasted curse on me, you better step forward now, or you'll be facing the full fury of the Koopa Troop! And as their King, nobody's allowed to make a mockery of me, you hear that?!

It was a gutsy move dragging me outta my castle and separating me from the Star Rod. The fact that you turned me into a fleshy mammal would almost impress me, if it weren't so infuriating! So, if you're smart, you'll step forward, beg for my mercy, and change me back! If not...

[He chuckles.]

Well, have it your way.

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Well, your highness, I'm sure this little one will grow up big and strong... But... it's a girl. So, um, it's... her terrifying power?

What? No, that can't be right. One look at this Troopa, and I knew he was male. I mean, you don't see eyelashes on him, do ya?

[Because most female things in the Marioverse have eyelashes, okay. Or bows. Or... something!]

Different species of animals have different ways of showing their gender... plus she's been getting madder and madder every time you called her 'he' and 'him'.

[...Well. That's interesting. He blinks, looking down at the Turtwig, who snaps her jaws, prompting Bowser to drop her, oops.]

Well, either way, I've still got a ferocious minion at my disposal!

Oh!

[She moves, arches, leans, trying to see the dropped turtwig, poor baby.]

Are you all right?

What? Of course I'm all right! Even if that Troopa had bit me, it's not like it would've hurt that much.

[Why yes, he's assuming she's asking about him.

Down below, the Trutwig grumbles and snaps her jaws some more. Stupid trainer. Stupid people asking if she's okay when she's totally fine and totally tough and her trainer better be just as awesome or else!

Yeah, she's... special.]

Does she have a name...?

Yes, and it's a perfect name, fitting for his--

[HISS.]

Okay, fine, her role in my future army!

[Gwa ha ha ha!]

It's Shell Smasher because once I'm through with her, she'll be a powerhouse feared by all! Or at least anyone with a brain.

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It's very nice to meet you, Shell Smasher.

[The Turtwig just rolls her eyes and snaps her jaws again. Bowser, on the other hand, scratches his head.]

Why do you keep talking to her like that?

I absolutely love Pokemon... and all animals! They're all wonderful.

[Hiss, snap, hiss! Don't talk to her like she's a soft, huggable Clefairy! And love is stupid!

Bowser gives a slow look to his Turtwig, then back to the camera.]

I don't think she agrees.

[She slowly nods, embarrassed.]

She's... a very strong willed one. I think you two might get along very well, actually...

I'd hope so! I'm not about to take insubordination from one of my underlings.

[Yes, yes. Says the one who seems too big for his britches and willing to defy his authority!

Smasher starts pacing around in the background, shaking her head. Stupid.]

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