King Bowser (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
kingbowser) wrote2012-11-18 04:23 pm
kingbowser) wrote2012-11-18 04:23 pm
Entry tags:
- c: billy hatcher,
- c: bro strider,
- c: cobra commander,
- c: crow,
- c: dist,
- c: eridan,
- c: fluttershy,
- c: imogen,
- c: jade harley,
- c: jinguji ren,
- c: john egbert,
- c: kayneth,
- c: rose lalonde,
- c: ryuunosuke,
- c: saber (arturia),
- c: smoker,
- first,
- give me back my star rod!,
- hell hath no fury like an angry koopa,
- human body whyyy,
- idiocy as usual,
- intro,
- location: goldenrod
01 - video/action for Goldenrod Rocket Base;
[Those in the Rocket Base are sure to hear some... interesting sounds. Sounds of fists pounding, and of some guy... roaring? Yes, roaring. Seems one of the new recruits is a bit of an oddball.
And it won't be long until Bowser bursts into the hall, fists clenched, his lips pulled back to reveal some gigantic, pointed teeth... highly unnatural for a human. Behind him toddles a Turtwig, who rolls her eyes as she trails behind him. Why did she have to get stuck with a crazy one?]
Graaaah! When I get my hands on the one who did this to me, I'll smash 'em into the ground and take back what's rightfully mine! That Star Rod's gotta be around here somewhere...
[Somebody may want to intervene. This guy's packing a lot of muscle and some pretty huge fists, after all.]
[Later, once he figures out how to use the PokéGear, expect a shot of one very angry man... and also, teeth. Seriously, what's with this dude?]
Listen up, because I'm only gonna say this once! If you're the chump who placed this blasted curse on me, you better step forward now, or you'll be facing the full fury of the Koopa Troop! And as their King, nobody's allowed to make a mockery of me, you hear that?!
It was a gutsy move dragging me outta my castle and separating me from the Star Rod. The fact that you turned me into a fleshy mammal would almost impress me, if it weren't so infuriating! So, if you're smart, you'll step forward, beg for my mercy, and change me back! If not...
[He chuckles.]
Well, have it your way.
And it won't be long until Bowser bursts into the hall, fists clenched, his lips pulled back to reveal some gigantic, pointed teeth... highly unnatural for a human. Behind him toddles a Turtwig, who rolls her eyes as she trails behind him. Why did she have to get stuck with a crazy one?]
Graaaah! When I get my hands on the one who did this to me, I'll smash 'em into the ground and take back what's rightfully mine! That Star Rod's gotta be around here somewhere...
[Somebody may want to intervene. This guy's packing a lot of muscle and some pretty huge fists, after all.]
[Later, once he figures out how to use the PokéGear, expect a shot of one very angry man... and also, teeth. Seriously, what's with this dude?]
Listen up, because I'm only gonna say this once! If you're the chump who placed this blasted curse on me, you better step forward now, or you'll be facing the full fury of the Koopa Troop! And as their King, nobody's allowed to make a mockery of me, you hear that?!
It was a gutsy move dragging me outta my castle and separating me from the Star Rod. The fact that you turned me into a fleshy mammal would almost impress me, if it weren't so infuriating! So, if you're smart, you'll step forward, beg for my mercy, and change me back! If not...
[He chuckles.]
Well, have it your way.
[video]
[He glares at the camera, teeth bared before... heh. A smirk replaces his sinister stare, and he lets out a chuckle.]
Which is why I bust into Star Haven and took it from 'em! Now I have the power over wishes.
[video]
how many people did you have to kill this thing, he only has to kill seven tops to get his world's magical wish-granting device]
That's... all of the wishes? I was in pursuit of something similar before arriving here, but...
[video]
Or I could before I got dragged here, anyway.
[video]
[Jesus fucking Christ should he even be associating with this person
are you really a monarch good si no there were all sorts of legends about kings doing crazy shit like that]
Well, you certainly aren't the only one who was in the middle of something important before this happened.