kingbowser | 01 - video/action for Goldenrod Rocket Base;

01 - video/action for Goldenrod Rocket Base;

[Those in the Rocket Base are sure to hear some... interesting sounds. Sounds of fists pounding, and of some guy... roaring? Yes, roaring. Seems one of the new recruits is a bit of an oddball.

And it won't be long until Bowser bursts into the hall, fists clenched, his lips pulled back to reveal some gigantic, pointed teeth... highly unnatural for a human. Behind him toddles a Turtwig, who rolls her eyes as she trails behind him. Why did she have to get stuck with a crazy one?]

Graaaah! When I get my hands on the one who did this to me, I'll smash 'em into the ground and take back what's rightfully mine! That Star Rod's gotta be around here somewhere...

[Somebody may want to intervene. This guy's packing a lot of muscle and some pretty huge fists, after all.]

[Later, once he figures out how to use the PokéGear, expect a shot of one very angry man... and also, teeth. Seriously, what's with this dude?]

Listen up, because I'm only gonna say this once! If you're the chump who placed this blasted curse on me, you better step forward now, or you'll be facing the full fury of the Koopa Troop! And as their King, nobody's allowed to make a mockery of me, you hear that?!

It was a gutsy move dragging me outta my castle and separating me from the Star Rod. The fact that you turned me into a fleshy mammal would almost impress me, if it weren't so infuriating! So, if you're smart, you'll step forward, beg for my mercy, and change me back! If not...

[He chuckles.]

Well, have it your way.

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So what did you used to be anyway?

[Normally he cant be fucked dealing with new people but pinged by royalty and hating human bodies!!]

Sorry but this place apparently makes no exceptions, not ewen for royalty, an' turns eweryone into one a' these pathetic humans.

Koopa...Troop?

[Oh no way. No. Freaking. Way.]

Ah, a-anyway, unfortunately, there won't be anybody taking you up on that offer. Not because of your intimidation tactics, mind you, but because there isn't exactly anybody who can change you back. Johto likes to turn everyone it brings her into humans for whatever reason.

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[... Man, those newbies get more and more dramatic, don't they?]

First, hate to break it to ya, but king or no king, we're all in this on equal terms. Doubt anyone actually cares if you owed the world back home or whatever.

[Just to make it clear, since he's not fond of king-like high and mighty attitudes in general. Nothing personal, really.]

Second, welcome to the world of Pokémon! You're in for a journey of a lifetime, whether you like it or not. Have fun! 'S probably the best way to deal with it anyway.

And last but not least, yelling and threats won't get ya anywhere, so you might as well give up on those now.

[Wait, hang on. Koopas. The King of the Koopa Troop, so he'd be the King of the Koopas--

OH MY GOD IT'S BOWSER

Wait hang on, how did a video game character end up here? Does that mean that everyone here is a character? Whoa, that is the coolest thing ever! Just imagine what kind of an awesome villain Ryuunosuke would be! He'd be almost as cool as Bowser (but with hopefully less failure)!]

You're Bowser, aren't you? Wow, I never thought I'd get to meet you!

[Someone's eyes are practically sparkling here.]

You're so cool! I idolize you, sir!

[Those Mario Brothers can go jump in a lava pit for all he cares. In fact, that's usually what Ryuunosuke did when he was bored. Throw Mario into lava pits and laugh. He's pretty easily entertained.]

[Something about this guy is rubbing Billy the wrong way. It wasn't that he was a big burly dude, that was sort of cool. No it's the way this guy is acting and talking.

Looking for a special item, threatening people randomly, and that chuckle.

Billy's young mind come to one conclusion.]

You're a bad guy, hmph you can't turn back into your koopa troop form thing. If you weren't a human person before you'll have to be one here!

[Koopa... Nah, he must have heard it wrong.]

not to butt in your bad guy business or anything
but star rod is the least threatening name for a weapon i've ever heard

The full fury of the Koopa Troop. How intimidating. I'm ssssure your situation will be remedied once they learn of that dire threat.

[He's not even sure what a Koopa is, but it doesn't sound very terrifying. And if he doesn't have legions of Cobra Troopers here, he's willing to bet that whoever this clown is doesn't have his Koopa Troop either.]

Sorry, but that happens to everyone who wasn't human before they showed up here! And no one's found a way to change back. Being human probably won't be too bad once you've had time to get used to it, though!

Um... excuse me... does that mean you weren't a human too...?

[Dist and his Scizor making their way back toward his lab when he hears the roaring. He freezes in his tracks. Is Kato's Hydreigon on a rampage again...

But then Bowser enters the scene. No, it's not Pluto. It's this...what is he even looking at?

This is it. This is the closest thing to a true savage he has ever seen.]

I highly doubt you'll find what you're looking for here.

[...okay if he was nonhuman beforehand then wow he must have been something if he still has those gigantic pointy teeth

dear jesus

...however if he's royalty (even if he doesn't talk like royalty) then Kayneth can't really draw attention to that, um...]

Whether or not an actual curse is at work here I can't exactly say, but I feel as though I should inform you that you're not the only one suffering from it, nor is it something limited solely to nonhumans.

Unfortunately, as you've likely heard plenty at this point, nothing will help you with that. Being a human may take some time getting used to, but it can be rather pleasant here. At least compared to...whatever it was you were before, I'm sure. They don't exactly accommodate for the alien types.

You are a king?

[ She doesn't believe him one bit. ]

Wait, Koopa? But-

Shouldn't you be taller?

*Yes Imogen, the issue here with Bowser is that he should be taller.*

[Who would have thought that a video game based world would bring in a video game based character?]

Sorry, but your royal status is in another world.

[... why yes, he just edited a quote from a Mario game.]|/small>

A curse?! Oh, no! That must be why we can't go home!

Something about that "Koopa Troop" sounds familiar. Can't quite put my finger on it though. [Probably because you've been playing nothing but FPSs since you were ten, Danny.]

...

[What the hell is this guy. No, seriously, what is he. He's never even heard of a Koopa, let alone people who weren't... Well, people, before coming here. ~~Danny doesn't count.~~

But, Sasuke does know the answer to that question. He's looking unimpressed as he answeres the video.]

You're stuck like that whether you want to be or not. It's this place that changes you, as far as we know.

_{[Huge fists and pointy teeth? Sounds like someone Stitch would like to fight.]

[Being just 4.9 he easily tails quietly behind Bowser, but it's not long before he reveals himself by cackling loudly. He just can't help it, this guy is a blast.]}

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