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kingbowser) wrote2012-11-18 04:23 pm
kingbowser) wrote2012-11-18 04:23 pm
Entry tags:
- c: billy hatcher,
- c: bro strider,
- c: cobra commander,
- c: crow,
- c: dist,
- c: eridan,
- c: fluttershy,
- c: imogen,
- c: jade harley,
- c: jinguji ren,
- c: john egbert,
- c: kayneth,
- c: rose lalonde,
- c: ryuunosuke,
- c: saber (arturia),
- c: smoker,
- first,
- give me back my star rod!,
- hell hath no fury like an angry koopa,
- human body whyyy,
- idiocy as usual,
- intro,
- location: goldenrod
01 - video/action for Goldenrod Rocket Base;
[Those in the Rocket Base are sure to hear some... interesting sounds. Sounds of fists pounding, and of some guy... roaring? Yes, roaring. Seems one of the new recruits is a bit of an oddball.
And it won't be long until Bowser bursts into the hall, fists clenched, his lips pulled back to reveal some gigantic, pointed teeth... highly unnatural for a human. Behind him toddles a Turtwig, who rolls her eyes as she trails behind him. Why did she have to get stuck with a crazy one?]
Graaaah! When I get my hands on the one who did this to me, I'll smash 'em into the ground and take back what's rightfully mine! That Star Rod's gotta be around here somewhere...
[Somebody may want to intervene. This guy's packing a lot of muscle and some pretty huge fists, after all.]
[Later, once he figures out how to use the PokéGear, expect a shot of one very angry man... and also, teeth. Seriously, what's with this dude?]
Listen up, because I'm only gonna say this once! If you're the chump who placed this blasted curse on me, you better step forward now, or you'll be facing the full fury of the Koopa Troop! And as their King, nobody's allowed to make a mockery of me, you hear that?!
It was a gutsy move dragging me outta my castle and separating me from the Star Rod. The fact that you turned me into a fleshy mammal would almost impress me, if it weren't so infuriating! So, if you're smart, you'll step forward, beg for my mercy, and change me back! If not...
[He chuckles.]
Well, have it your way.
And it won't be long until Bowser bursts into the hall, fists clenched, his lips pulled back to reveal some gigantic, pointed teeth... highly unnatural for a human. Behind him toddles a Turtwig, who rolls her eyes as she trails behind him. Why did she have to get stuck with a crazy one?]
Graaaah! When I get my hands on the one who did this to me, I'll smash 'em into the ground and take back what's rightfully mine! That Star Rod's gotta be around here somewhere...
[Somebody may want to intervene. This guy's packing a lot of muscle and some pretty huge fists, after all.]
[Later, once he figures out how to use the PokéGear, expect a shot of one very angry man... and also, teeth. Seriously, what's with this dude?]
Listen up, because I'm only gonna say this once! If you're the chump who placed this blasted curse on me, you better step forward now, or you'll be facing the full fury of the Koopa Troop! And as their King, nobody's allowed to make a mockery of me, you hear that?!
It was a gutsy move dragging me outta my castle and separating me from the Star Rod. The fact that you turned me into a fleshy mammal would almost impress me, if it weren't so infuriating! So, if you're smart, you'll step forward, beg for my mercy, and change me back! If not...
[He chuckles.]
Well, have it your way.
[Text] OK then *haha*
still trying to defeat the plumber i see.
how long have you guys been on that anyway?
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key word: was
but mario's got nothing on me now! he can jump all he wants but that won't do a thing against me when i'm invincible!
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i wished to become invincible, though, and that's even better!
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i assume you are still trying to woo that lady in pink right?
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she'll come around to me eventually! sooner or later she'll recognize my power
after all, i can make all her dreams come true
as long as they're good ones
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you can't impose on her what kind of wishes she can make.
gotta let her imagination roam free and shit.
chicks like it when you give them some room so they can do their own thing.
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bah! if i let her have ANYTHING she'll just want me to set her free or give up the star rod or let mario win again
there has to be at least some limit!
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fair enough.
hey you said that rod thing can grant any wish.
why not wish for her to forget about the plumber guy so then she can focus on you?
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... ... ...
yes. i think i will do that. just imagine the look on his face when peach doesn't even remember her hero!
i should've thought about that YEARS ago!
[Too bad this doesn't actually happen IN Paper Mario.]
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sometimes you just need someone else to point out things like that and help you plan stuff
either way, you do look different from the big turtle guy you were before
don't blame you for throwing a tantrum
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and kamek sometimes
but yes. this new look is utterly INSULTING and makes me look like donkey kong's deranged uncle
only better looking
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if your pink princess come by thanks to some space and time shenanigans
don't you think she would be more willing to give in to your charms now that you are the same species? [He's using the term "charms" very loosely.]
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hm
well
ha! of course. i'll use this form to get her warmed up to the idea
that way when i get my real body back, she'll already be on my side
gwa ha ha ha! yes. it's PERFECT
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in the end, shapeshifting may be your best trump card
actually we could use this even more to your advantage
like, i don't know much about the story between you guys
but i'm pretty sure she's quite bitter towards you
isn't she?
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okay, maybe a little
or a lot
she's still too caught up in that blasted mario!
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even if you look different now
you can't just go to her and be like
yo come to bowser's arms babe
not gonna work
she'll repel you before you can move in for the kill
what you need to do is this
go to her with your new looks
pretend you are someone else
give her a fake name, i don't care what name just come up with something cool and smooth
she'll take interest in you because
wow who's this stranger coming on to me?
and then, when she warmed up enough to you
you can go
hey it was me, bowser, all along
she'll be able to see you for who you are and not the stigma attached to your name
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i'll get back to you on that. personally i think bowser is as cool a name as it gets but i guess you've got a point
if she does show up i may have to try this
provided some of the idiots here don't ruin things like that stupid chicken kid
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also
stupid chicken kid?
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and yes. stupid chicken kid! he went on about some dumb eggs and a giant chicken and thinks he's a top-notch hero, but come on
what kind of hero runs around dressed like yesterday's dinner?
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what's wrong with sharks or panthers?
and if you are really that desperate for a bird theme why not go for an eagle or something like that?
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except maybe a turkey. those things are pretty stupid too
but it fits for a stupid kid. a kid who doesn't even understand sarcasm and wit!
[Not that Bowser is the wittiest guy.]
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i mean, sarcasm is like, preschool level of knowledge c'mon
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but apparently not for this kid. he takes half of what you say way too literally and the rest of the time he's spouting stupid nonsense about squishing things with eggs
but SOMEHOW he knows princess peach
i guess she was here before or something