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[Those in the Rocket Base are sure to hear some... interesting sounds. Sounds of fists pounding, and of some guy... roaring? Yes, roaring. Seems one of the new recruits is a bit of an oddball.

And it won't be long until Bowser bursts into the hall, fists clenched, his lips pulled back to reveal some gigantic, pointed teeth... highly unnatural for a human. Behind him toddles a Turtwig, who rolls her eyes as she trails behind him. Why did she have to get stuck with a crazy one?]

Graaaah! When I get my hands on the one who did this to me, I'll smash 'em into the ground and take back what's rightfully mine! That Star Rod's gotta be around here somewhere...

[Somebody may want to intervene. This guy's packing a lot of muscle and some pretty huge fists, after all.]

[Later, once he figures out how to use the PokéGear, expect a shot of one very angry man... and also, teeth. Seriously, what's with this dude?]

Listen up, because I'm only gonna say this once! If you're the chump who placed this blasted curse on me, you better step forward now, or you'll be facing the full fury of the Koopa Troop! And as their King, nobody's allowed to make a mockery of me, you hear that?!

It was a gutsy move dragging me outta my castle and separating me from the Star Rod. The fact that you turned me into a fleshy mammal would almost impress me, if it weren't so infuriating! So, if you're smart, you'll step forward, beg for my mercy, and change me back! If not...

[He chuckles.]

Well, have it your way.

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What's a Koopa like?

[He's a little bemused, no lie.]

Picture one of these...

[He scoops up his Turtwig, who wriggles around in protest. Dumb trainer.]

Only without all the plant parts, and that's your standard Koopa Troopa. Of course, they can actually talk and walk on two legs, but that's not what really matters here.

See, I'm a bigger, badder koopa than all the rest! Horns, fire breath, the works! I've got 'evil overlord' written all over me!

Edited 2012-11-19 01:55 (UTC)

So a turtle with horns and fire breathing. [Seems legit to him.]

Did you say "Evil Overlord?" [EYES NARROW.]

No, I said heroic plumber.

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Of course I said evil overlord! And if I hadn't been dragged to this place, the whole Mushroom Kingdom would be eating outta the palm of my hand.

I'm sure you'll get along fantastically with Cobra Commander then.

Try not to take over the world here. It's annoying.

Cobra Commander? What is he, some kind of snake?

[Pffft. Nobody can compete with Bowser's awesomeness!]

And I hate to tell you this, but you might as well paint a huge red X on this place! It might not be the Mushroom Kingdom, but I'm always looking to expand my territory.

Yes. [Not. Really. Oh well, whatever.]

Yeah, have fun trying to conquer all the pokemon then.

Believe me, I will! Whatever these pokey-monster things are, they'll be bowing before my terrifying presence in no time!

Yeah. I'm sure. Bowing is often a thing the wild pokemon do to the truly strong.

[Super sarcastic and just snorts derisively.]

Even if it's not, they will once I'm through with 'em!

[He'll just have to knock 'em around a bit if necessary. Gwa ha ha ha!]

They usually just run away or go unconscious so I'm not sure how you'll manage that.

Maybe if you pick up the unconscious bodies and force them to bow, but it seems a little pointless if you ask me.

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