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[Those in the Rocket Base are sure to hear some... interesting sounds. Sounds of fists pounding, and of some guy... roaring? Yes, roaring. Seems one of the new recruits is a bit of an oddball.

And it won't be long until Bowser bursts into the hall, fists clenched, his lips pulled back to reveal some gigantic, pointed teeth... highly unnatural for a human. Behind him toddles a Turtwig, who rolls her eyes as she trails behind him. Why did she have to get stuck with a crazy one?]

Graaaah! When I get my hands on the one who did this to me, I'll smash 'em into the ground and take back what's rightfully mine! That Star Rod's gotta be around here somewhere...

[Somebody may want to intervene. This guy's packing a lot of muscle and some pretty huge fists, after all.]

[Later, once he figures out how to use the PokéGear, expect a shot of one very angry man... and also, teeth. Seriously, what's with this dude?]

Listen up, because I'm only gonna say this once! If you're the chump who placed this blasted curse on me, you better step forward now, or you'll be facing the full fury of the Koopa Troop! And as their King, nobody's allowed to make a mockery of me, you hear that?!

It was a gutsy move dragging me outta my castle and separating me from the Star Rod. The fact that you turned me into a fleshy mammal would almost impress me, if it weren't so infuriating! So, if you're smart, you'll step forward, beg for my mercy, and change me back! If not...

[He chuckles.]

Well, have it your way.

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Koopa...Troop?

[Oh no way. No. Freaking. Way.]

Ah, a-anyway, unfortunately, there won't be anybody taking you up on that offer. Not because of your intimidation tactics, mind you, but because there isn't exactly anybody who can change you back. Johto likes to turn everyone it brings her into humans for whatever reason.

Edited 2012-11-19 01:27 (UTC)

What, you mean you've never heard of it? Sheesh, have you been living under a rock all these years?

[Gosh, John. Gosh.]

And as for this Johto, I'll give 'em a piece of my mind! Then we'll see who's feeling high and mighty. After all, there has to be a way to change back. If I have to, I'll just get my Star Rod back and wish myself back to normal!

Edited 2012-11-19 01:43 (UTC)

Hey, I never said I hadn't heard of it! I just wasn't sure if I heard you correctly or not.

[Gosh, Bowser, watch the conclusion jumping!]

Good luck with that though, I can think of several people who will be overjoyed if you manage to get a hold of your Star Rod. But chances are, you won't find it here.

Edited 2012-11-19 02:21 (UTC)

Oh yeah? Then where would I find it, know-it-all?

[Guh. He does not have the patience for this. He's got a Mushroom Kingdom to conquer!]

Back home where you left it, unfortunately.

[Sorry broseph, them's the breaks!]

...

[Well, that's... anticlimactic.]

Wow, whoever dragged me here is an idiot! Don't they realize that the Star Rod could grant any wish?!

[...Wait. This is a good thing. It means nobody else except maybe Kammy can get their mitts on it!]

Probably not. But you know, now that I think about it...there's a very slim chance that it might turn up here one day. Last Christmas we each received one thing from back home. It hasn't happened again since then, but you never know.

Bwaha! If it does show up, then you can expect a few changes around here.

Big ones.

Should be interesting then, if it does. But okay, I have to ask...are you really the King Bowser? Like, Kidnapper of Princess Peach, Nemesis to Mario and all that?

Yes to all of the above! It's not like there's any other Bowsers out there, except for those fake ones I throw into fortresses sometimes, but they obviously can't measure up to the real king of awesome!

Oh my god...this is so cool. Like...holy shit, I never would have expected to meet you here or basically anywhere really.

[Now what are the chances of Mario showing up too? Because holy shit John would pay money to see this.]

[Yeees, stroke his ego. He likes that. Fans! Actual fans that don't go around spazzing about Mario. Gwa ha ha ha!]

It's not just cool. It's downright awesome! Believe me, it's not everyday you get to meet a superstar like me. Normally there'd be a huge line wrapped around my castle!

[Probably an exaggeration, but shh. Let him have his moment.]

Oh yes, right. My mistake there, this is about as awesome as it gets.

[Sarcasm or seriousness? Probably a combination of both. After all, it's not every day you get to meet a video game character and have a conversation with him. Though, admittedly, Bowser would probably not be on the top of John's list of video game characters to meet. At least he can't breathe fire on him like this though.]

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