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[Those in the Rocket Base are sure to hear some... interesting sounds. Sounds of fists pounding, and of some guy... roaring? Yes, roaring. Seems one of the new recruits is a bit of an oddball.

And it won't be long until Bowser bursts into the hall, fists clenched, his lips pulled back to reveal some gigantic, pointed teeth... highly unnatural for a human. Behind him toddles a Turtwig, who rolls her eyes as she trails behind him. Why did she have to get stuck with a crazy one?]

Graaaah! When I get my hands on the one who did this to me, I'll smash 'em into the ground and take back what's rightfully mine! That Star Rod's gotta be around here somewhere...

[Somebody may want to intervene. This guy's packing a lot of muscle and some pretty huge fists, after all.]

[Later, once he figures out how to use the PokéGear, expect a shot of one very angry man... and also, teeth. Seriously, what's with this dude?]

Listen up, because I'm only gonna say this once! If you're the chump who placed this blasted curse on me, you better step forward now, or you'll be facing the full fury of the Koopa Troop! And as their King, nobody's allowed to make a mockery of me, you hear that?!

It was a gutsy move dragging me outta my castle and separating me from the Star Rod. The fact that you turned me into a fleshy mammal would almost impress me, if it weren't so infuriating! So, if you're smart, you'll step forward, beg for my mercy, and change me back! If not...

[He chuckles.]

Well, have it your way.

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I know a way to take you down right now. Even if you're big burly guy.

This is the legendary chicken suit, it's a lot cooler than what you're wearing.

Sure you do! And I'm a Yoshi's uncle.

[Eyeroll.]

There's nothing cool about chickens, anyway.

You don't know how things work here, Mr. Yoshi uncle.

Chickens taught me how to squish bad guys that super cooler. All you do is yell and stuff that's not cool.

Just yell? Please! I invented stomping and smashing. I bet a kid like you couldn't even trounce one measly Goomba!

Edited 2012-11-19 04:15 (UTC)

You could be lying Mr. Yoshi's Uncle, you are a bad guy after all.

I can roll over things just fine, even with the suit's power thanks to my friends.

Grah! That's King Bowser to you! Don't you understand sarcasm when you hear it?

[Groooan.]

Besides, any real villain knows how to pack a punch! Not to mention command an army, kidnap princesses, and other important

What's sarcasm and what does that have to do with your name, King Bowser's Uncle.

I know that, but you don't have an army right now and all it royal ladies I know went back home. So that just means if you're not lying right now, you can't be a real bad guy since you don't have that stuff.

No, you idiot! I'm King Bowser, and I'm nobody's uncle! Sarcasm is when you ironically say stuff that's rude, snarky, or the complete opposite of what you mean! Saying I'm a Yoshi's Uncle was a dry remark meant to insult your intelligence and your suit! Sheesh.

[Wow, this kid makes Mario look like a genius.]

And just because they're not here doesn't mean I don't have 'em! And I'll build an army just as impressive here!

...If you say so, Uncle Bowser. [He still doesn't get the scarasm but one thing he does understand that calling this guy uncle makes him mad. If there is one thing his friends have taught him, always use a name that will annoy the enemy.]

Well until you have your army then you can't be a real villain yet, you're just a starting bad guy, Uncle Bowser.

[Must... not... let the name annoy him. Graaaaah!]

Part of being a villain's having the right attitude. Even without my Troop by my side, I have a cold, blackened heart and an iron fist! That puts me above any rookie.

You're right you have to be super evil and stuff. So I guess you could be a super bad villain guy.

[Look at that at least Billy gets this part, but then something comes to him.]

...Uncle Bowser, I think I know where you are. If I'm right then that means someone made you into a...what's that word mime...miner...Oh yeah Minion!

You wish! I take orders from nobody, so don't even think I'll be carrying out someone's dirty work.

[He shakes his head.]

Just watch. I'll be running the show in no time flat!

That's what a lot of the mean people say. I haven't seen them get to top of the rockets yet.

Not even that weird snake man.

Yeah, well I'm a hundred times better than any snake man! If he hasn't taken over yet, clearly he's just an incompetent, bumbling moron.

Oooh so that why he didn't do it but he always says he'll make everyone pay and stuff like you just did.

But he doesn't look like he could take a hit, like you Uncle Bowser.

[He had been thinking about squishing cobra commander for a while now. This is actually changing his mind.]

I guess I should only worry about you. Alright! If you do super bad stuff then I'll be there to stop you, since that's what heroes are suppose to do.

Ba ha ha! You're not gonna stand a chance, runt. A puny kid in a tacky suit isn't even close to hero material.

A hero is someone that goes saving people and stopping bad stuff. So that means I'm a hero, or that's at least what Princess Peach told me.

[Bwuh?! This kid knows Peach?!

... Graaargh.]

That's because Peach is way too nice for her own good. She says stuff like that to everybody, but that doesn't mean it's true.

Besides, I doubt you could stop one measly Goomba!

Edited 2012-11-19 22:23 (UTC)

Since is nice that means she wouldn't try to lie about things.

I had my egg powers back in morning land and I could squish monster crows all the time. Here I don't have my powers but my pokemon can do just about the same things. I already squished a mean rocket man before just fine.

So I think I can take on a goomba whatever that is.

Egg powers...

[PFFFFFT. What kinda lame ability is that? Now is this kid some kinda Yoshi?]

Oh yes, because that's so intimidating. And I doubt your monsters are any better!

Edited 2012-11-19 23:39 (UTC)

The eggs I use get really big, probably about as big as you. I can do a lot of stuff with them. Like smashing things.

[It isn't like Yoshi haven't been a pain in Bowser's butt.]

I have a bunch of tough pokemon! Some of them look yummy though.

Edited 2012-11-20 00:42 (UTC)

And I bet I could smash those eggs!

[Yes, well. He's not about to admit it.]

And no matter how many monsters you've got, I doubt they'll stand a chance once I prepare my army!

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