King Bowser (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
kingbowser) wrote2012-11-18 04:23 pm
kingbowser) wrote2012-11-18 04:23 pm
Entry tags:
- c: billy hatcher,
- c: bro strider,
- c: cobra commander,
- c: crow,
- c: dist,
- c: eridan,
- c: fluttershy,
- c: imogen,
- c: jade harley,
- c: jinguji ren,
- c: john egbert,
- c: kayneth,
- c: rose lalonde,
- c: ryuunosuke,
- c: saber (arturia),
- c: smoker,
- first,
- give me back my star rod!,
- hell hath no fury like an angry koopa,
- human body whyyy,
- idiocy as usual,
- intro,
- location: goldenrod
01 - video/action for Goldenrod Rocket Base;
[Those in the Rocket Base are sure to hear some... interesting sounds. Sounds of fists pounding, and of some guy... roaring? Yes, roaring. Seems one of the new recruits is a bit of an oddball.
And it won't be long until Bowser bursts into the hall, fists clenched, his lips pulled back to reveal some gigantic, pointed teeth... highly unnatural for a human. Behind him toddles a Turtwig, who rolls her eyes as she trails behind him. Why did she have to get stuck with a crazy one?]
Graaaah! When I get my hands on the one who did this to me, I'll smash 'em into the ground and take back what's rightfully mine! That Star Rod's gotta be around here somewhere...
[Somebody may want to intervene. This guy's packing a lot of muscle and some pretty huge fists, after all.]
[Later, once he figures out how to use the PokéGear, expect a shot of one very angry man... and also, teeth. Seriously, what's with this dude?]
Listen up, because I'm only gonna say this once! If you're the chump who placed this blasted curse on me, you better step forward now, or you'll be facing the full fury of the Koopa Troop! And as their King, nobody's allowed to make a mockery of me, you hear that?!
It was a gutsy move dragging me outta my castle and separating me from the Star Rod. The fact that you turned me into a fleshy mammal would almost impress me, if it weren't so infuriating! So, if you're smart, you'll step forward, beg for my mercy, and change me back! If not...
[He chuckles.]
Well, have it your way.
And it won't be long until Bowser bursts into the hall, fists clenched, his lips pulled back to reveal some gigantic, pointed teeth... highly unnatural for a human. Behind him toddles a Turtwig, who rolls her eyes as she trails behind him. Why did she have to get stuck with a crazy one?]
Graaaah! When I get my hands on the one who did this to me, I'll smash 'em into the ground and take back what's rightfully mine! That Star Rod's gotta be around here somewhere...
[Somebody may want to intervene. This guy's packing a lot of muscle and some pretty huge fists, after all.]
[Later, once he figures out how to use the PokéGear, expect a shot of one very angry man... and also, teeth. Seriously, what's with this dude?]
Listen up, because I'm only gonna say this once! If you're the chump who placed this blasted curse on me, you better step forward now, or you'll be facing the full fury of the Koopa Troop! And as their King, nobody's allowed to make a mockery of me, you hear that?!
It was a gutsy move dragging me outta my castle and separating me from the Star Rod. The fact that you turned me into a fleshy mammal would almost impress me, if it weren't so infuriating! So, if you're smart, you'll step forward, beg for my mercy, and change me back! If not...
[He chuckles.]
Well, have it your way.
[action]
[Dist can't really deny that Bowser looks intimidating but he's also not going to admit that he's intimidated.
So he tries to continue on with the conversation.]
Rest assured that you are not the only one to ah, gain humanity in this world. I am not one of of them, but there are indeed others. However, we've all had our belongings taken from us.
[He still wants his chair back. 8|]
[action]
[But maybe it's a teensy bit impressive. Sorta. In a really nasty way.]
But how many others are there, anyway? I get why they'd target somebody as powerful as me, but is there a pattern or something?
[action]
[He brings a gloved hand to his chin.] That said, there is likely no pattern to it if horses and "Koopas" are being targeted.
[action]
[But that's his own personal bias talking, complete with an irritated sneer.]