Don't underestimate the power of my Koopa crew! Their shells provide utmost protection, and their sheer numbers could level any city. And that's nothing! My Magikoopas could turn you into a puny little mushroom if they wanted, and I've got plenty more minions at my disposal.

Living bombs that create enormous explosions! Cannons that fire deadly bullets and Piranha plants that could snap you in two!

And that doesn't even cover my armada of air ships.

[Seriously, it's all awesome, okay.]