Oh, just a dumb gorilla with a stupid tie. Nobody you need to worry about.
[Besides, DK has his own enemy in K. Rool. Or whatever his name is.]
But yes, that's the problem with human bodies. They have no defenses! Us Koopas can slip into our shells and still put up a fight. Humans just have clothes and maybe armor, if they're lucky.
But I'll give credit where it's due. Mario's a human, but he's the only adversary worthy of facing me!
[Because Luigi is totally a loser, anyway. Who cares about Green Stache?]
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[Besides, DK has his own enemy in K. Rool. Or whatever his name is.]
But yes, that's the problem with human bodies. They have no defenses! Us Koopas can slip into our shells and still put up a fight. Humans just have clothes and maybe armor, if they're lucky.
But I'll give credit where it's due. Mario's a human, but he's the only adversary worthy of facing me!
[Because Luigi is totally a loser, anyway. Who cares about Green Stache?]