And I've had giant hands made outta brick that could easily flatten anything in their path! Minions made out of ice and snow. Enormous eyeballs, living tornadoes! And snakes made outta lasers might be fine and dandy, but I've had serpents made outta lava!

[And...]

There's no waiting with the star rod! It just so happens to be the most powerful tool in the world, capable of making my dreams a reality. And I stole it from the very Stars who created it, catapulting me into the ultimate position of power! After all, if I can do anything, who can even dream of stopping me?