kingbowser | 03 - video/action for Goldenrod;

[A message pops up on the gears reading...]

ARCHIVED FOOTAGE DATED: 11/24/12...

[The footage begins with static before flashing to a shot of Goldenrod burning. Some crackling sounds-- loud ones, at that, blare from the speakers. They almost sound like explosions. Cut to more static.

When the image clears, there's a shot of Goldenrod Gym reduced to rubble, and the following figure turns his head to the camera...]

[There's a magic wand gripped in his hand. He grins and cackles before the image cuts out again. A distorted audio track continues to play over the static...]

...re... do it... roof...

...can see...

... ... new ruler!

[The audio breaks into a sharp hiss, and the archived video ends.

With that, the feed shifts to Bowser, back in his human form and looking none too pleased about it.]

That weekend wasn't a dream! I might not remember everything that happened, but I know I nearly leveled this stinking city! And there's some punk I need to cream for blowing up one of my clown cars!

But you're in luck. The video I've managed to save is proof of my awesome appearance, preserved for all time! That is what I mean when I say koopa, and don't you forget it!

Now, I will find a way to change back again, and when I do, you'll all bow before your supreme ruler!

[With that, he clicks the video off.

For the rest of the day, Bowser can be found herding around various Pokémon, training them up, and wandering around the Rocket Base. The whole time, he'll be scowling at anyone and anything that crosses his path. How dare this place undo the amazing work he did?! And his castle, too!]

[ooc: I got mod approval for the video footage. Also, I'll continue to backtag Bowser's previous posts. Just wanted to get this outta the way!]

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Grah! It wasn't just me. Some troll kid and a couple of ponies changed back, too.

There's gotta be a reason for it!

[Cobra doesn't know about trolls, and hasn't spoke to a pony in a very long time, but still...]

Wait, they're actually ponies? I thought they were delusional!

Edited 2012-12-02 05:42 (UTC)

Yes, they're ponies. One of 'em had these tiny little wings and... there was something about cake! I know that much.

[Thankfully the bit about a tea party with his minions has escaped him.]

I'd almost be willing to believe that was actually you in the video over talking winged ponies.

[Behold Cobra Commander's ridiculous standards.]

Edited 2012-12-02 06:00 (UTC)

Is it really that strange compared to Pokémon? For crying out loud, there's a slug made outta magma!

{OOC: Buzz Dixon talks about it here.}

The sssslugs don't talk to people!

Look, my world has talking mushroom people. Talking ponies are tame compared to what I work with on a daily basis.

Besides, those Psychic types sorta talk.

Talking mushrooms? That's ridiculousssss!

[Says the prehuman thing turned into a snake thing turned into a lizard person turned into a human.]

But let's sssay you're telling the truth, and you were transformed back into that...er, thing. In the video it shows that horrible brat's Gym in ruins, which I would approve of had it happened. How could it have been fixed so quickly? If it were still in rubble, there should have been an uproar! Like when Kato blew up the Lighthouse!

That is not a thing! It is my awe inspiring, awesome appearance and far superior to any human form!

[Hrrrgh. This conversation is getting irritating.]

As for how it got fixed, do you see any other evidence from that weekend? Whatever happened, this place must've cleaned it all up! Like somebody pressed the Reset button, or they hit a save point before my troops came barging in.

...ssssome sort of reset would explain the moon.

[Because he's sure he did something, but he can't remember what.]

But is there really a sssystem that can do that at the presss of a button? And what on earth is a save point?

Try every home console since the Atari. And save points save your progress, so even if you screw up, it's not really Game Over for ya!

[Gosh, has this guy never heard of video games?]

It's either that or some kind of magic kicked in. The same kind that takes away weapons, powers, and my good looks.

Thisss is not some sort of-

[Oh wait, he's been told that this world is similar to some video game before but it never really sticks with him.]

You can hardly blame me for not knowing. In thisss world and my own, I have much better things to do with my time than spend them playing video games!

[Though Destro is working on that missile system that is similar to a video game.]

Hah! I'd say more about that, but I've already left some pretty nasty dents in the fourth wall as it is.

[Heh.]

The point is, whatever happened's been cleaned up. Talk about anticlimactic!

The fourth what? What is that?

Ah, never mind. It's not like it means anything here, anyway.

[Shrug. Trying to explain an intricate concept like the 4th wall may disrupt the very fabric of space and time, anyway.]

Then why did you bring it up in the first place?

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