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kingbowser) wrote2012-12-22 10:22 pm
kingbowser) wrote2012-12-22 10:22 pm
05 - video/action for Goldenrod Rocket Base;
[At first, the feed starts out in pitch blackness with the sound of whimpering and growls. Unhappy, painted whimpers and growls. Then a flame brings light to the room, revealing two Ninetales, a Venomoth, and a Swampert trapped within nice little cages. Other cages accompany them filled with slightly less remarkable Pokémon-- a Wigglytuff, a Persian, a Chikorita, a Kadabra, and a whimpering Raichu... A Magmar passes by these cages and spits fire at the bars, while a Torterra wood hammers one another. Both cackle at the prisoners.
The camera then turns to a rather bulky figure, his back facing one of the cages. The flicker from the fire reveals a glint of orange hair. Finally, the man turns around, revealing his enormous, pointed teeth. Anyone who's spoken to Bowser ought to recognize him right off the bat.
At first he stands silently, arms crossed. Then, after a few short seconds, he bursts into a great big guffaw.]
So the secret's out, ladies and gentlemen! And who would've thought so many of you would fall for it? I guess it's true; nobody can resist cookies around the holidays.
But that's not all. You won't believe how many idiots fell for my Santa disguise or at least stuck around long enough for my minions and I to snatch money and precious Pokémon. Just look at this guy!
[He gestures to the Swampert, who slides towards the back of his cage.]
Level ninety! And his moth buddy's the same. One of those foxes is at a hundred, and the other ain't close behind. If these are your Pokémon, you better say goodbye, 'cause you're never seein' them again. Gwa ha ha ha!
[The Magmar, the Torterra, and other unseen Pokémon join in the laughter. This goes on for several seconds before Bowser stomps his foot and whips his arms out to his sides.]
You might've thought I was all talk, but now you see why I'm the biggest baddy in all of the Mushroom Kingdom! The roughest, toughest of all final bosses.
[He steps closer to the camera, pointing straight at the viewers.]
But let's all have a special round of applause for Sasuke the Cinnamon Runt, who let his own friends and Pokémon get poisoned due to his own spectacular failures. I tell ya, it doesn't get more pathetic than that! And I bet he's gonna run away with his metaphorical tail between his legs.
[Finally, Bowser bows to the camera.]
It's been a real pleasure, Johto. And I'm just getting warmed up!
Private to Rockets;
[With that show outta the way, the camera snaps to the same room with the lights on and Bowser leaning against a cage.]
By the way, I'm looking for somebody to help me evolve my Machoke, Magmar, and Onix. After pulling in such a big haul, I'd say my minions deserve a reward.
[ooc: Thefts were mod-approved and player-approved for the ones from John and Rose. Room upgrade also mod approved. Just thought I'd clarify this to avoid looking shady!]
The camera then turns to a rather bulky figure, his back facing one of the cages. The flicker from the fire reveals a glint of orange hair. Finally, the man turns around, revealing his enormous, pointed teeth. Anyone who's spoken to Bowser ought to recognize him right off the bat.
At first he stands silently, arms crossed. Then, after a few short seconds, he bursts into a great big guffaw.]
So the secret's out, ladies and gentlemen! And who would've thought so many of you would fall for it? I guess it's true; nobody can resist cookies around the holidays.
But that's not all. You won't believe how many idiots fell for my Santa disguise or at least stuck around long enough for my minions and I to snatch money and precious Pokémon. Just look at this guy!
[He gestures to the Swampert, who slides towards the back of his cage.]
Level ninety! And his moth buddy's the same. One of those foxes is at a hundred, and the other ain't close behind. If these are your Pokémon, you better say goodbye, 'cause you're never seein' them again. Gwa ha ha ha!
[The Magmar, the Torterra, and other unseen Pokémon join in the laughter. This goes on for several seconds before Bowser stomps his foot and whips his arms out to his sides.]
You might've thought I was all talk, but now you see why I'm the biggest baddy in all of the Mushroom Kingdom! The roughest, toughest of all final bosses.
[He steps closer to the camera, pointing straight at the viewers.]
But let's all have a special round of applause for Sasuke the Cinnamon Runt, who let his own friends and Pokémon get poisoned due to his own spectacular failures. I tell ya, it doesn't get more pathetic than that! And I bet he's gonna run away with his metaphorical tail between his legs.
[Finally, Bowser bows to the camera.]
It's been a real pleasure, Johto. And I'm just getting warmed up!
Private to Rockets;
[With that show outta the way, the camera snaps to the same room with the lights on and Bowser leaning against a cage.]
By the way, I'm looking for somebody to help me evolve my Machoke, Magmar, and Onix. After pulling in such a big haul, I'd say my minions deserve a reward.
[ooc: Thefts were mod-approved and player-approved for the ones from John and Rose. Room upgrade also mod approved. Just thought I'd clarify this to avoid looking shady!]
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i've been making a show outta my schemes for ages and never been cooped up before
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ONE, THERE ARE NO SUPERNATURAL FORCES, MAGIC, SUPERPOWERS, WHAT FUCKING HAVE YOU.
ALL OF THE TALENTS THAT YOU COULD HAVE POTENTIALLY USED THAT ARE THE RESULTS OF THE AFOREMENTIONED ARE NOW NULL AND VOID.
TWO, THE COPS HAVE FUCKING KANGAROO BEASTS AND YES
THEY *WILL* RUN YOU OUT OF FUCKING TOWN AT THE VERY LEAST.
THREE, YOU JUST PISSED OFF A WHOLE SHIT TON OF PEOPLE HERE.
SOME HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF TIME AND HAVE MORE THAN JUST SIX LEVEL 100 BEASTS TO COME AFTER YOU.
THERE IS POWER IN NUMBERS, OR DID YOU NOT REALIZE THAT DUE TO YOUR INABILITY TO PASS ANY AND ALL SCHOOLFEEDING AS A WIGGLER?
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and you assume all my talents have to do with supernatural abilities
plus, you don't even know where i am now
note the dark room. could be anywhere
and of course i know there's power in numbers!
but numbers alone don't solve everything
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HOLY SHIT, I'M A TROLL AND NONE OF TALENTS WERE SUPERNATURAL.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN I CAN USE MY FETCH MODUS
NOR CAN I SEE IN THE DARK LIKE I AM ACCUSTOMED TO AND I MOST CERTAINLY AM CONSIDERABLY WEAKER AND FUCKING FRAILER THAN WHAT I SHOULD BE.
THE SAME WOULD GO FOR YOU TOO, DIPSHIT.
IT GOES THAT WAY FOR EVERYONE.
ANYWAY, THE FACT THAT YOU ARE IN A DARK ROOM IS IRRELEVANT.
I KNOW A PERSON THAT CAN HACK INTO ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING.
IF HE WANTED TO, HE COULD KNOW WHERE YOU ARE HIDING.
HELL, I BET ANYONE WITH A PORYGON COULD ATTEMPT TO ACCOMPLISH THE SAME THING.
ALL IT TAKES IT SOME BASIC KNOWLEDGE OF CODING AND TRACING SIGNATURES LEFT BY THE GEAR SINCE THEY ALL SEEM TO BE INDIVIDUALIZED.
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even without my awesome real appearance i'm no pushover
i fight pokémon with my bare hands alongside my team
and go ahead and let your friend TRY and find me
i bet it won't work
ANYONE can try for all i care
even if it did work it's no skin off my back
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YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT DOES.
EITHER WAY, EVENTUALLY YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE A SHOT TO THE BULGE.
ON THAT DAY, I WILL SIT OVER HERE AND REMEMBER THIS CONVERSATION FONDLY AND LAUGH.
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just watch. i'm an unstoppable behemoth of evil!
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I KNOW OF FAR WORSE.
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an annoying villain does not burst into star haven and steal the power to grant all the world's wishes
or transform innocent mushroom people into lifeless bricks
or trap people within paintings where there's no escape!
or transform monarchs into monsters
and those are just a few of my credentials
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seizing control over all of 'em means i'm the top dog. invincible! that's way more than just troublemaking
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YOU'RE JUST THAT BORING.