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kingbowser) wrote2012-12-22 10:22 pm
kingbowser) wrote2012-12-22 10:22 pm
05 - video/action for Goldenrod Rocket Base;
[At first, the feed starts out in pitch blackness with the sound of whimpering and growls. Unhappy, painted whimpers and growls. Then a flame brings light to the room, revealing two Ninetales, a Venomoth, and a Swampert trapped within nice little cages. Other cages accompany them filled with slightly less remarkable Pokémon-- a Wigglytuff, a Persian, a Chikorita, a Kadabra, and a whimpering Raichu... A Magmar passes by these cages and spits fire at the bars, while a Torterra wood hammers one another. Both cackle at the prisoners.
The camera then turns to a rather bulky figure, his back facing one of the cages. The flicker from the fire reveals a glint of orange hair. Finally, the man turns around, revealing his enormous, pointed teeth. Anyone who's spoken to Bowser ought to recognize him right off the bat.
At first he stands silently, arms crossed. Then, after a few short seconds, he bursts into a great big guffaw.]
So the secret's out, ladies and gentlemen! And who would've thought so many of you would fall for it? I guess it's true; nobody can resist cookies around the holidays.
But that's not all. You won't believe how many idiots fell for my Santa disguise or at least stuck around long enough for my minions and I to snatch money and precious Pokémon. Just look at this guy!
[He gestures to the Swampert, who slides towards the back of his cage.]
Level ninety! And his moth buddy's the same. One of those foxes is at a hundred, and the other ain't close behind. If these are your Pokémon, you better say goodbye, 'cause you're never seein' them again. Gwa ha ha ha!
[The Magmar, the Torterra, and other unseen Pokémon join in the laughter. This goes on for several seconds before Bowser stomps his foot and whips his arms out to his sides.]
You might've thought I was all talk, but now you see why I'm the biggest baddy in all of the Mushroom Kingdom! The roughest, toughest of all final bosses.
[He steps closer to the camera, pointing straight at the viewers.]
But let's all have a special round of applause for Sasuke the Cinnamon Runt, who let his own friends and Pokémon get poisoned due to his own spectacular failures. I tell ya, it doesn't get more pathetic than that! And I bet he's gonna run away with his metaphorical tail between his legs.
[Finally, Bowser bows to the camera.]
It's been a real pleasure, Johto. And I'm just getting warmed up!
Private to Rockets;
[With that show outta the way, the camera snaps to the same room with the lights on and Bowser leaning against a cage.]
By the way, I'm looking for somebody to help me evolve my Machoke, Magmar, and Onix. After pulling in such a big haul, I'd say my minions deserve a reward.
[ooc: Thefts were mod-approved and player-approved for the ones from John and Rose. Room upgrade also mod approved. Just thought I'd clarify this to avoid looking shady!]
The camera then turns to a rather bulky figure, his back facing one of the cages. The flicker from the fire reveals a glint of orange hair. Finally, the man turns around, revealing his enormous, pointed teeth. Anyone who's spoken to Bowser ought to recognize him right off the bat.
At first he stands silently, arms crossed. Then, after a few short seconds, he bursts into a great big guffaw.]
So the secret's out, ladies and gentlemen! And who would've thought so many of you would fall for it? I guess it's true; nobody can resist cookies around the holidays.
But that's not all. You won't believe how many idiots fell for my Santa disguise or at least stuck around long enough for my minions and I to snatch money and precious Pokémon. Just look at this guy!
[He gestures to the Swampert, who slides towards the back of his cage.]
Level ninety! And his moth buddy's the same. One of those foxes is at a hundred, and the other ain't close behind. If these are your Pokémon, you better say goodbye, 'cause you're never seein' them again. Gwa ha ha ha!
[The Magmar, the Torterra, and other unseen Pokémon join in the laughter. This goes on for several seconds before Bowser stomps his foot and whips his arms out to his sides.]
You might've thought I was all talk, but now you see why I'm the biggest baddy in all of the Mushroom Kingdom! The roughest, toughest of all final bosses.
[He steps closer to the camera, pointing straight at the viewers.]
But let's all have a special round of applause for Sasuke the Cinnamon Runt, who let his own friends and Pokémon get poisoned due to his own spectacular failures. I tell ya, it doesn't get more pathetic than that! And I bet he's gonna run away with his metaphorical tail between his legs.
[Finally, Bowser bows to the camera.]
It's been a real pleasure, Johto. And I'm just getting warmed up!
Private to Rockets;
[With that show outta the way, the camera snaps to the same room with the lights on and Bowser leaning against a cage.]
By the way, I'm looking for somebody to help me evolve my Machoke, Magmar, and Onix. After pulling in such a big haul, I'd say my minions deserve a reward.
[ooc: Thefts were mod-approved and player-approved for the ones from John and Rose. Room upgrade also mod approved. Just thought I'd clarify this to avoid looking shady!]
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[Yes, Bowser, Ron just entirely ignored you and started talking to your Pokemon instead.]
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[A Hypno shakes his head, sending a telepathic message to his trainer.
He wishes to speak with us, your ruthlessness.]
Aw, whatever. It's not like he'll get much outta--
[Oof! That'd be one sassy Magmar hopping in front of the camera.]
Too far? Too FAR? Oh boy. Look at this one, guys! A REAL charmer...
[There's some laughter from the other Pokémon. Then a Torterra stomps up to Blargg's side.]
Innocent schminnocent. I'm strong. The strongest! Who cares if I have to bulldoze a few losers to prove it?
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Strong? Yeah, that's why you're attacking them while they're in their cages? Betcha wouldn't act so tough if those Level 100's were outside them.
He does have a point.
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[Blargg snickers and winks at the camera.]
Our combined radicalness could take them on with or without cages! We're just having more fun washing them whimper like little BABIES.
Grrrr! That Swampert's weak to me. If I wanted to, I could give him a wood hammer to the face!
[Bowser blinks, scratching his head.]
Sheesh. What's got her so worked up?
[Snorcerer sighs, shaking his head. It would seem they're trying to agitate Blaarg and Shell. If I may intervene...]
Hold on. Let's see what happens first.
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Nope. It's all kinda sad really.
I mean, you could prove us wrong...
Yeah. By opening up the cages and totally kicking their butts. Gotta tell ya though buddy, I think they're too scared to.
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Are you doubting our undeniable coolness factor? Because if you are, we'll prove we're tough stuff. We'll steamroll those babies and make 'em wish they were never even born.
And then I'll really be the strongest. The strongest ever!
Oh, you simpletons...
[A seven-foot Haunter appears before the cages, shaking his... head? Body? Whatever it is.]
Do you not see what they're trying to do? Release those Pokémon, and they will have the upper hand. They'll make a mess out of this base even in their weakened states.
No! They won't have the chance before--
[Big Boo rolls his eyes.]
Do not let your pride put a wrench in this operation. You are not as strong as them yet, but only because you have yet to reach their levels.
[Wait, wait! Are they seriously trying to--
Snarling, Bowser throws himself in front of the cages with a sneer.]
Oh, no! You aren't turning my minions against me! Forget those wimps and stay focused.
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I can't believe that almost worked.
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[Here, have another evil laugh as a consolation prize.]
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Dude, there's a time and a place for the mockery, and its over now. You'll get to make fun of them some other time.
Sigh, fine.