kingbowser | 01 - video/action for Goldenrod Rocket Base;

[Those in the Rocket Base are sure to hear some... interesting sounds. Sounds of fists pounding, and of some guy... roaring? Yes, roaring. Seems one of the new recruits is a bit of an oddball.

And it won't be long until Bowser bursts into the hall, fists clenched, his lips pulled back to reveal some gigantic, pointed teeth... highly unnatural for a human. Behind him toddles a Turtwig, who rolls her eyes as she trails behind him. Why did she have to get stuck with a crazy one?]

Graaaah! When I get my hands on the one who did this to me, I'll smash 'em into the ground and take back what's rightfully mine! That Star Rod's gotta be around here somewhere...

[Somebody may want to intervene. This guy's packing a lot of muscle and some pretty huge fists, after all.]

[Later, once he figures out how to use the PokéGear, expect a shot of one very angry man... and also, teeth. Seriously, what's with this dude?]

Listen up, because I'm only gonna say this once! If you're the chump who placed this blasted curse on me, you better step forward now, or you'll be facing the full fury of the Koopa Troop! And as their King, nobody's allowed to make a mockery of me, you hear that?!

It was a gutsy move dragging me outta my castle and separating me from the Star Rod. The fact that you turned me into a fleshy mammal would almost impress me, if it weren't so infuriating! So, if you're smart, you'll step forward, beg for my mercy, and change me back! If not...

[He chuckles.]

Well, have it your way.

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okay, maybe a little
or a lot
she's still too caught up in that blasted mario!

ok so
even if you look different now
you can't just go to her and be like

yo come to bowser's arms babe

not gonna work
she'll repel you before you can move in for the kill
what you need to do is this

go to her with your new looks
pretend you are someone else
give her a fake name, i don't care what name just come up with something cool and smooth

she'll take interest in you because
wow who's this stranger coming on to me?
and then, when she warmed up enough to you
you can go

hey it was me, bowser, all along

she'll be able to see you for who you are and not the stigma attached to your name

something cool and smooth huh?
i'll get back to you on that. personally i think bowser is as cool a name as it gets but i guess you've got a point

if she does show up i may have to try this
provided some of the idiots here don't ruin things like that stupid chicken kid

if you hit a wall while trying to come up with a name, just call me and i'll help you

also
stupid chicken kid?

i think i can come up with something awesome but i guess i'll keep that in mind

and yes. stupid chicken kid! he went on about some dumb eggs and a giant chicken and thinks he's a top-notch hero, but come on

what kind of hero runs around dressed like yesterday's dinner?

gotta admit that a chicken isn't the most impressive animal one can pick to represent themselves
what's wrong with sharks or panthers?

and if you are really that desperate for a bird theme why not go for an eagle or something like that?

the chicken is like the least impressive animal out there!
except maybe a turkey. those things are pretty stupid too

but it fits for a stupid kid. a kid who doesn't even understand sarcasm and wit!

[Not that Bowser is the wittiest guy.]

Edited 2012-11-22 17:52 (UTC)

dude really?
i mean, sarcasm is like, preschool level of knowledge c'mon

yes! exactly!

but apparently not for this kid. he takes half of what you say way too literally and the rest of the time he's spouting stupid nonsense about squishing things with eggs

but SOMEHOW he knows princess peach
i guess she was here before or something

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