King Bowser (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
kingbowser) wrote2012-11-18 04:23 pm
kingbowser) wrote2012-11-18 04:23 pm
Entry tags:
- c: billy hatcher,
- c: bro strider,
- c: cobra commander,
- c: crow,
- c: dist,
- c: eridan,
- c: fluttershy,
- c: imogen,
- c: jade harley,
- c: jinguji ren,
- c: john egbert,
- c: kayneth,
- c: rose lalonde,
- c: ryuunosuke,
- c: saber (arturia),
- c: smoker,
- first,
- give me back my star rod!,
- hell hath no fury like an angry koopa,
- human body whyyy,
- idiocy as usual,
- intro,
- location: goldenrod
01 - video/action for Goldenrod Rocket Base;
[Those in the Rocket Base are sure to hear some... interesting sounds. Sounds of fists pounding, and of some guy... roaring? Yes, roaring. Seems one of the new recruits is a bit of an oddball.
And it won't be long until Bowser bursts into the hall, fists clenched, his lips pulled back to reveal some gigantic, pointed teeth... highly unnatural for a human. Behind him toddles a Turtwig, who rolls her eyes as she trails behind him. Why did she have to get stuck with a crazy one?]
Graaaah! When I get my hands on the one who did this to me, I'll smash 'em into the ground and take back what's rightfully mine! That Star Rod's gotta be around here somewhere...
[Somebody may want to intervene. This guy's packing a lot of muscle and some pretty huge fists, after all.]
[Later, once he figures out how to use the PokéGear, expect a shot of one very angry man... and also, teeth. Seriously, what's with this dude?]
Listen up, because I'm only gonna say this once! If you're the chump who placed this blasted curse on me, you better step forward now, or you'll be facing the full fury of the Koopa Troop! And as their King, nobody's allowed to make a mockery of me, you hear that?!
It was a gutsy move dragging me outta my castle and separating me from the Star Rod. The fact that you turned me into a fleshy mammal would almost impress me, if it weren't so infuriating! So, if you're smart, you'll step forward, beg for my mercy, and change me back! If not...
[He chuckles.]
Well, have it your way.
And it won't be long until Bowser bursts into the hall, fists clenched, his lips pulled back to reveal some gigantic, pointed teeth... highly unnatural for a human. Behind him toddles a Turtwig, who rolls her eyes as she trails behind him. Why did she have to get stuck with a crazy one?]
Graaaah! When I get my hands on the one who did this to me, I'll smash 'em into the ground and take back what's rightfully mine! That Star Rod's gotta be around here somewhere...
[Somebody may want to intervene. This guy's packing a lot of muscle and some pretty huge fists, after all.]
[Later, once he figures out how to use the PokéGear, expect a shot of one very angry man... and also, teeth. Seriously, what's with this dude?]
Listen up, because I'm only gonna say this once! If you're the chump who placed this blasted curse on me, you better step forward now, or you'll be facing the full fury of the Koopa Troop! And as their King, nobody's allowed to make a mockery of me, you hear that?!
It was a gutsy move dragging me outta my castle and separating me from the Star Rod. The fact that you turned me into a fleshy mammal would almost impress me, if it weren't so infuriating! So, if you're smart, you'll step forward, beg for my mercy, and change me back! If not...
[He chuckles.]
Well, have it your way.
Video
But you can bet I'm still gonna complain!
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Even if being someone else would be interesting, I wouldn't want to stay that way too long.
Video
['cause Peach.]
But I'd take my fearsome form over this any day of the week.
Video
*Yeah, she does not believe you Bowser.*
...Is your form still fearsome when you play Tennis? *And now she's poking the bear with a stick.*
Video
[And... oh, great. She had to bring up those sporting events.]
And, please! I'm the most fearsome tennis player there is! Not that I play much tennis. I've got bigger fish to fry! Plans to whip up, that sorta thing.
Video
Well, I am sure you'll put that ferocious to good use training your Pokemon.
*Yeah, she's got only about 30% odds that'll be positive. Because she's really optimistic.*
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Then that infuriating plumber and his lame brother show up to throw a wrench in my whole operation!
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*Imogen that is not your takeaway on this.*
Why do you want the Mushroom Kingdom anyway? Seems like a lot of trouble over it.