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[Those in the Rocket Base are sure to hear some... interesting sounds. Sounds of fists pounding, and of some guy... roaring? Yes, roaring. Seems one of the new recruits is a bit of an oddball.

And it won't be long until Bowser bursts into the hall, fists clenched, his lips pulled back to reveal some gigantic, pointed teeth... highly unnatural for a human. Behind him toddles a Turtwig, who rolls her eyes as she trails behind him. Why did she have to get stuck with a crazy one?]

Graaaah! When I get my hands on the one who did this to me, I'll smash 'em into the ground and take back what's rightfully mine! That Star Rod's gotta be around here somewhere...

[Somebody may want to intervene. This guy's packing a lot of muscle and some pretty huge fists, after all.]

[Later, once he figures out how to use the PokéGear, expect a shot of one very angry man... and also, teeth. Seriously, what's with this dude?]

Listen up, because I'm only gonna say this once! If you're the chump who placed this blasted curse on me, you better step forward now, or you'll be facing the full fury of the Koopa Troop! And as their King, nobody's allowed to make a mockery of me, you hear that?!

It was a gutsy move dragging me outta my castle and separating me from the Star Rod. The fact that you turned me into a fleshy mammal would almost impress me, if it weren't so infuriating! So, if you're smart, you'll step forward, beg for my mercy, and change me back! If not...

[He chuckles.]

Well, have it your way.

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You make it sound so much worse than it is! My minions completely respect me, you know. Sure, I kidnap princesses, pound plumbers into the dirt, and send my armies out to wreak havoc, but it's sure more exciting than constant peace.

[He sneers.]

Besides, everybody knows villains get to have all the fun! I'd like to see Mario build a fleet of air ships with devastating cannons and hordes of loyal underlings. All he's got are his loser brother, a couple of Toads, and sometimes Yoshi. And he fights with eggs! That's practically the least threatening weapon in the world.

[Oh, and Peach, but... he's not gonna admit that. Nope.]

[ Whoa. WHOA. Back up. ]

You kidnap ladies?

[ If King Arthur the Girl could have a shit list, Bowser would be sitting at the top of it. ] I will not stand by idly and allow you to conduct such behavior in this world. If I hear of it, I will seek you out personally!

I kidnap a very specific lady, at least ninety percent of the time.

[Heh, heh. Seemingly unphased by Saber's threat, Bowser just grins.]

And if you're trying to scare me outta old habits, you're gonna have to try harder than that! I've seen plumbers more intimidating than you.

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