06 - video/text to Rockets;

[kingbowser]

[The feed begins in pitch blackness before a faint flame flickers on in the background, courtesy of one currently unseen Magmortar. The light shifts throughout the room, showcasing one snarling Swampert, two hissing Ninetales, and a buzzing Venomoth, whom some may find familiar. A Torterra stomps by with a roar and a cackle, slipping past those brainwashed 'mons. There's also a sleeping Salamence curled up in the corner, quite massive. Also likely familiar...

And the camera pans to Bowser with a helmet-wearing Wartortle perched on his shoulder.]

Gwa ha ha ha! I don't know about you chumps, but I had a great Valentine's Day! While you were off panicking in the streets, I got to watch the whole thing unfold. It made news broadcasts! I'd say that's one heck of an accomplishment in just a few short months.

[The Wartortle nods, rubbing his hands together.]

Gwaaarl. Gweheh!

Yeah, you said it, runt! Even that little test run's just a tiny sampling of what my Koopa Crew has to offer! But don't worry, you'll see what I mean soon enough...

[Once he, uh. Comes up with more concrete plans.]

by the way, i got details on that radio tower attack
i was there

didn't catch that many faces, but i did catch one. one who deserves to get smashed into the dirt
sasuke the cinnamon runt

ninja kid, dumb headband
the point is, he was there, and he wasn't alone. it's awfully fishy if ya ask me

Comments

[Video]

[killer_sweets]

So you wreaked a city for attentio and the fact you probably didn't have a date or a girlfriend. You certainly did yourself no favors.

[Attacking on V-day seems a touch desperate in his eyes.]

[Video]

[kingbowser]

Grah! You're grasping at straws, ya runt. I wrecked the city as a show of my awesome power! And to let those brainwashed Pokémon I've stolen have a little fun.

It's got nothing to do with being single!

[Video]

[killer_sweets]

Really now, you just happen to pick Valentine's day to do it~ You're still proving my point about just wanting attention.

It's not even that big of an accomplishment to destroy the city.

[Now if someone destroyed the ice path that would be way more interesting.]

[Video]

[kingbowser]

No! I'm trying to prove a point. It's not just a cry for attention.

[Grrrrgh. Stupid kid.]

In fact, it's just a warm-up exercise for what's to come!

[Video]

[killer_sweets]

That you're single? You've already admitted to that.

[He's not going to let that go.]

Oh really? Unless you can somehow make an entire city disappear or figure out a way to kill something permanently. I really don't see what you could do that could be truly threatening.

[Video]

[kingbowser]

Grrgh... Yeah, well, nobody's asking you, punk! I do what I want, and you ain't stopping me!

[Video]

[killer_sweets]

Who's says anything about stopping you, I'm just going to enjoy it when your plans crash and burn at some point.

[He's already placed Bowser in the same slot as Cobra Commander.]