06 - video/text to Rockets;

[kingbowser]

[The feed begins in pitch blackness before a faint flame flickers on in the background, courtesy of one currently unseen Magmortar. The light shifts throughout the room, showcasing one snarling Swampert, two hissing Ninetales, and a buzzing Venomoth, whom some may find familiar. A Torterra stomps by with a roar and a cackle, slipping past those brainwashed 'mons. There's also a sleeping Salamence curled up in the corner, quite massive. Also likely familiar...

And the camera pans to Bowser with a helmet-wearing Wartortle perched on his shoulder.]

Gwa ha ha ha! I don't know about you chumps, but I had a great Valentine's Day! While you were off panicking in the streets, I got to watch the whole thing unfold. It made news broadcasts! I'd say that's one heck of an accomplishment in just a few short months.

[The Wartortle nods, rubbing his hands together.]

Gwaaarl. Gweheh!

Yeah, you said it, runt! Even that little test run's just a tiny sampling of what my Koopa Crew has to offer! But don't worry, you'll see what I mean soon enough...

[Once he, uh. Comes up with more concrete plans.]

by the way, i got details on that radio tower attack
i was there

didn't catch that many faces, but i did catch one. one who deserves to get smashed into the dirt
sasuke the cinnamon runt

ninja kid, dumb headband
the point is, he was there, and he wasn't alone. it's awfully fishy if ya ask me

Comments

[Video]

[anabottleofcola]

[The connection is instantaneous.

And so is the ignition of a no-longer-literal fuse. Of course this big icky thorn in the side of the Mushroom Kingdom's setting out to make a mess wherever he can away from home, and of course while he had a head-start over anyone who'd bother dogging him he'd work on gathering creatures of mass destruction for that end! Calm and condescending veneer fire blanket is - partly go.]

Harrumph, a test run indeed!

Surely you can't honestly believe that you can rebuild your brutish "kingdom" from scratch here unstopped!

video

[3_butterflies]

[She gulps, but faces her attacker.]

Mister Bowser... I don't think you're as bad as you try to be.

[Anonymous Text] [Private Rocket Frequency]

[eternallywithoutfear]

[Justine will be sure to let you know exactly what she thinks. Under the cover of anonymity, of course. Although maybe not completely anonymous, since there aren't that many anons running around the network and Bowser might remember the anon asking about sacrifice.]

Are you a complete idiot? If you were just making a fool of yourself, that wouldn't be my business, but you make a fool of us all when you announce your intentions in public like that.

Video

[nasa_dreams]

...I should've guessed it was you. Either you or that Cobra guy. Seriously, when are you going to give it a rest?

[Video]

[killer_sweets]

So you wreaked a city for attentio and the fact you probably didn't have a date or a girlfriend. You certainly did yourself no favors.

[Attacking on V-day seems a touch desperate in his eyes.]

[Private Text]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Sasuke? Who on earth is that?

[He was expecting someone from his list, not...whoever that is.]

[Video]

[begetsvengeance]

[Koopa Crew? Weren't those the enemies from the Mario series?

...eh, she'll ask about that later. Right now, she's got mocking to do.]

Quick question: do you try to act like Saturday morning cartoon villain or does it just come naturally to you?

[Private Text]

[explosivecombat]

Finally, someone comes forth with a name! Consider it greatly appreciated; as a high-ranking member of this organization, I can assure you that your efforts will not go unrewarded.

To whom do I owe the favor?

[Video, private Rocket thing, blahblah]

[eyes_are_uphere]

[Excuse you, Bowser. Excuse you, you did not just paint a target on one of her shinobi. Hopefully he doesn't mind the fact that Tsunade's sitting on a tree branch with her back against the trunk looking mightily pissed off.]

If you touch a single hair on that kid's head I will personally come out there and rip you apart limb from limb. Sasuke is not to be touched by the likes of you or anyone else, for that matter.