06 - video/text to Rockets;

[kingbowser]

[The feed begins in pitch blackness before a faint flame flickers on in the background, courtesy of one currently unseen Magmortar. The light shifts throughout the room, showcasing one snarling Swampert, two hissing Ninetales, and a buzzing Venomoth, whom some may find familiar. A Torterra stomps by with a roar and a cackle, slipping past those brainwashed 'mons. There's also a sleeping Salamence curled up in the corner, quite massive. Also likely familiar...

And the camera pans to Bowser with a helmet-wearing Wartortle perched on his shoulder.]

Gwa ha ha ha! I don't know about you chumps, but I had a great Valentine's Day! While you were off panicking in the streets, I got to watch the whole thing unfold. It made news broadcasts! I'd say that's one heck of an accomplishment in just a few short months.

[The Wartortle nods, rubbing his hands together.]

Gwaaarl. Gweheh!

Yeah, you said it, runt! Even that little test run's just a tiny sampling of what my Koopa Crew has to offer! But don't worry, you'll see what I mean soon enough...

[Once he, uh. Comes up with more concrete plans.]

by the way, i got details on that radio tower attack
i was there

didn't catch that many faces, but i did catch one. one who deserves to get smashed into the dirt
sasuke the cinnamon runt

ninja kid, dumb headband
the point is, he was there, and he wasn't alone. it's awfully fishy if ya ask me

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[Private Text]

[kingbowser]

because it's too boring if i don't have some town to terrorize, people to kidnap, schemes to concoct

villains don't just sit around and knit! besides, it's been hilarious to see how all the goody goodies react to my awesome genius

[Private Text]

[explosivecombat]

Evil for evil's sake, then? Duly noted. Either way, do continue to lay the knitting needles aside - I look forward to seeing more of this "awesome genius" in action.

Now, with regards to the information you so graciously provided - this Sasuke individual. I assume you've had run-ins with him before?

[Private Text]

[kingbowser]

i plan on it
if all goes well, i might be targeting one of those plucky gym leaders at some point

and yes, i've had some ANNOYING run-ins with him before! like that wacky weekend where i got my powers, my good looks, and my army back! and he dared to try and put a stopper in my plans. he used his freaky ninja powers to DESTROY one of my prized vessels!

those ships don't come cheap, you know

[Private Text]

[explosivecombat]

Ah, those weekends...they happen with some frequency here. Not terribly often, but every few months; I believe I've experienced three in my time here. The possibility you'll get that ship of yours back is high.

Dare I ask which gym leader you have your sights on? I wouldn't want to interfere; I have my own plans to carry out and all, some of which involve that set of individuals in question.

[Private Text]

[kingbowser]

they oughta happen more if ya ask me! this meatsack of a body's cramping my style and it has been for months!

also i'm thinking that crybaby pink girl is prime kidnapping bait
she'd never see it comin'!