kingbowser | 06 - video/text to Rockets;

[The feed begins in pitch blackness before a faint flame flickers on in the background, courtesy of one currently unseen Magmortar. The light shifts throughout the room, showcasing one snarling Swampert, two hissing Ninetales, and a buzzing Venomoth, whom some may find familiar. A Torterra stomps by with a roar and a cackle, slipping past those brainwashed 'mons. There's also a sleeping Salamence curled up in the corner, quite massive. Also likely familiar...

And the camera pans to Bowser with a helmet-wearing Wartortle perched on his shoulder.]

Gwa ha ha ha! I don't know about you chumps, but I had a great Valentine's Day! While you were off panicking in the streets, I got to watch the whole thing unfold. It made news broadcasts! I'd say that's one heck of an accomplishment in just a few short months.

[The Wartortle nods, rubbing his hands together.]

Gwaaarl. Gweheh!

Yeah, you said it, runt! Even that little test run's just a tiny sampling of what my Koopa Crew has to offer! But don't worry, you'll see what I mean soon enough...

[Once he, uh. Comes up with more concrete plans.]

by the way, i got details on that radio tower attack
i was there

didn't catch that many faces, but i did catch one. one who deserves to get smashed into the dirt
sasuke the cinnamon runt

ninja kid, dumb headband
the point is, he was there, and he wasn't alone. it's awfully fishy if ya ask me

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he's a stupid ninja kid with a tacky headband with a swirl on it

he blew up one of my impressively foreboding ships during that crazy weekend in november when I reigned supreme over goldenrod city! with fire and minions and my true form!

he's reckless and has serious anger issues, and he's the sorta pest you wanna stomp into the dirt before they start messing with all your brilliant plots!

A ninja? Are you certain?

yes i'm sure
i think there are other ninja punks now and they all have tacky headbands like he does

and they seem like a bunch of overly righteous do-gooders with angst in the runt's case. worst kind, if ya ask me!

So we have one, some, or many ninja running around, and they're the type to interfere with our plans? Is that correct?

YES

not to mention however many other heroic morons run around this dump

there's some silly pink pony trying to soften me up. or she WAS a pony until she came here

with wings. i remember that from that weird weekend. she's softer than a pillow and it's infuriating!

I'm well aware of the do gooder problem as well as the pony people. I've had the misfortune of speaking with one once. From what I've seen, they're harmless. Possibly delusional, but they don't represent any sort of threat to anyone, let alone Team Rocket.

yeah she's definitely delusional if she thinks she can turn me around with friendship

c'mon, that never works!

Unfortunately, it does happen from time to time. Usually on idiots, or those with a conflicted conscience. But yes, such attempts generally do fail.

then it's a good thing i'm no idiot! and i snubbed out my conscience ages ago

[Cobra's not so sure about that idiot thing, but he's not going to debate it right now.]

Excellent. Then you should have nothing to worry about. A shame more people can't see how beneficial it is to get rid of such a thing.

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