06 - video/text to Rockets;

[kingbowser]

[The feed begins in pitch blackness before a faint flame flickers on in the background, courtesy of one currently unseen Magmortar. The light shifts throughout the room, showcasing one snarling Swampert, two hissing Ninetales, and a buzzing Venomoth, whom some may find familiar. A Torterra stomps by with a roar and a cackle, slipping past those brainwashed 'mons. There's also a sleeping Salamence curled up in the corner, quite massive. Also likely familiar...

And the camera pans to Bowser with a helmet-wearing Wartortle perched on his shoulder.]

Gwa ha ha ha! I don't know about you chumps, but I had a great Valentine's Day! While you were off panicking in the streets, I got to watch the whole thing unfold. It made news broadcasts! I'd say that's one heck of an accomplishment in just a few short months.

[The Wartortle nods, rubbing his hands together.]

Gwaaarl. Gweheh!

Yeah, you said it, runt! Even that little test run's just a tiny sampling of what my Koopa Crew has to offer! But don't worry, you'll see what I mean soon enough...

[Once he, uh. Comes up with more concrete plans.]

by the way, i got details on that radio tower attack
i was there

didn't catch that many faces, but i did catch one. one who deserves to get smashed into the dirt
sasuke the cinnamon runt

ninja kid, dumb headband
the point is, he was there, and he wasn't alone. it's awfully fishy if ya ask me

Comments

[Video, private Rocket thing, blahblah]

[eyes_are_uphere]

[Excuse you, Bowser. Excuse you, you did not just paint a target on one of her shinobi. Hopefully he doesn't mind the fact that Tsunade's sitting on a tree branch with her back against the trunk looking mightily pissed off.]

If you touch a single hair on that kid's head I will personally come out there and rip you apart limb from limb. Sasuke is not to be touched by the likes of you or anyone else, for that matter.

private and rockety forevarrrr

[kingbowser]

[At first, Bowser just stares. Yeah, he's... not really intimidated by this broad. Just a little bewildered.

And then a smirk makes its way across his scary mug, sharp teeth fully exposed. His Wartortle grins just as widely, pulling at the skin under his eyes.]

Lady, if you think that'll scare me, you really oughta work on your intimidation skills! Besides, I'd like to see you try and lay a beating on someone as huge, tough, and awesome as me.

[eyes_are_uphere]

[That, sincerely, does not seem to bother her. Except that her expression changes into a smirk, tilting her head at the screen to regard it a bit better.]

You think you're tough? I've taken down guys twice your size in minutes. That ego of your's is really unbecoming of you, especially considering you have no idea who you're even talking to. [She knows she isn't at her full strength here by any means, but being intimidate by a bully like this? Yeah, she's never going to allow for that to happen.]

If you're so sure of yourself, why don't you come here and prove it? No pokemon involved, just your own strength.

[kingbowser]

Bwa ha ha ha ha! Maybe later, lady. Right now, I've got business to take care of, and I don't feel like backtracking just yet.

But maybe I will humor you. I could use a laugh!