4th wall - video/action;

[kingbowser]

[Bowser's been biding his time, working on his secret base inside of the Cinnabar volcano. His 'Gear probably fell into the lava during that time, but it doesn't matter now. And why not?

Because he's got something bigger, badder, and all around awesome in his book.

So when the feed starts, viewers will get a taste of this fine specimen hovering in the sky. There's a battalion of doom ships trailing behind, and soon Bowser leaps into view, standing atop the face of his castle with a monstrous smirk.]



Bwa ha ha ha! Back to my awesome, old self, back with my castle, and back with my hordes of loyal minions! Could this day get any better?

[There's some shouting from off camera before some Koopa Troopas rush his way.]

The cannons are ready, your boastfulness! All Bullet and Banzai Bills are prepped for the attack.

Good! I've waited a long time for this...

[He chuckles, leaning closer to the camera.]

You hear that, you friendship-loving chumps? The Koopa King is back, and this time, we're gonna level more than just Goldenrod City!

[The video feed shakes and turns off.

People throughout both regions may find Bowser's castle and ships soaring by. Expect hordes of minions just like before, accompanied by lots of explosions and fire!

But will any bold heroes step forth to fight evil's might?]

Video - later on;

[Sometime later, another video flickers on, revealing Sasuke Uchiha tied up and dressed like Princess Peach. Bowser's laughter can be heard in the background.]

And check it out! I've already grabbed my first prisoner. Remember, using cheat codes never works. If you're gonna try to stop me, you have to do it the old fashioned way and deal with all the puzzles and traps in my castle.

But that's if you get there in the first place.

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[beforethedarkness]

[That laugh causes his glare to worsen before he's dragged off, struggling with whatever strength he has left to try and break free. It's all in vain, and there is a lot of cursing and shouting in the background - along with dust clouds for struggling - before Sasuke appears in an all too iconic pink dress and crown set.

Not to mention tied up. It's so much easier to carry hostages tied up.]

You won't get away with this, Bowser!

[Sasuke is practically snarling as he squirms and struggles to get free, although damn the minions are good at tying the ropes tightly and securely. He doesn't have his weapons and pokemon anymore either... At least the minions are kind enough to set those aside for safe-keeping. But this is not how he had wanted the day to go! He wanted to take this guy once and for all, not end up like... THIS!]

[kingbowser]

[When Sasuke returns in that fabulous dress, Bowser has to bite his lip to contain his laughter.

And even that fails, as he bursts into a cackling fit.]

The way I see it, I already have! Consider this as my personal thank you for what you did to my clown car.

[beforethedarkness]

I'll do more than that to you and your stupid clown cars when I get loose!

[That's if you can get loose, Sasuke... Though the laughter is pissing him off further. So yeah he's still kicking and flailing and doing all he can and it's still not working!]

[kingbowser]

That's if you get loose! The way I see it, you're going nowhere fast.

[Heh, heh... But it'll be fun to watch him try.]

[beforethedarkness]

I will!

[He won't. Because he cheated the castle and therefore got insta-captured. =/ DON'T CHEAT AT VIDEO GAMES, SASUKE.]