kingbowser: (HELL YEAH)
[Bowser's been biding his time, working on his secret base inside of the Cinnabar volcano. His 'Gear probably fell into the lava during that time, but it doesn't matter now. And why not?

Because he's got something bigger, badder, and all around awesome in his book.

So when the feed starts, viewers will get a taste of this fine specimen hovering in the sky. There's a battalion of doom ships trailing behind, and soon Bowser leaps into view, standing atop the face of his castle with a monstrous smirk.]




Bwa ha ha ha! Back to my awesome, old self, back with my castle, and back with my hordes of loyal minions! Could this day get any better?

[There's some shouting from off camera before some Koopa Troopas rush his way.]

The cannons are ready, your boastfulness! All Bullet and Banzai Bills are prepped for the attack.

Good! I've waited a long time for this...

[He chuckles, leaning closer to the camera.]

You hear that, you friendship-loving chumps? The Koopa King is back, and this time, we're gonna level more than just Goldenrod City!

[The video feed shakes and turns off.

People throughout both regions may find Bowser's castle and ships soaring by. Expect hordes of minions just like before, accompanied by lots of explosions and fire!

But will any bold heroes step forth to fight evil's might?]


Video - later on;

[Sometime later, another video flickers on, revealing Sasuke Uchiha tied up and dressed like Princess Peach. Bowser's laughter can be heard in the background.]

And check it out! I've already grabbed my first prisoner. Remember, using cheat codes never works. If you're gonna try to stop me, you have to do it the old fashioned way and deal with all the puzzles and traps in my castle.

But that's if you get there in the first place.
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[Good morning, Goldenrod City!

If you call waking up to a city shrouded in flames and chaos a good thing. Ashes and smoke cloud the sky. Flames engulf the surrounding shops and skyscrapers as thunder of exploding Bob-ombs bellows all around.

A fleet of Air Ships soars overhead, blasting Bullet Bills down at the city below. A foreboding tune replaces the usually cheery Goldenrod tune.

But oh, that's not even close to half the madness going on. Koopa Troopas and Paratroopas rampage through the city, led by Koopatrols. Hammer Bros. hurl hammers through the air! Magikoopas zip through the air, blasting spell upon spell at anything or anyone who crosses their path.

Hyper Goombas and Goombas of other various colors-- some winged, some spiked rush in from all directions. Putrid Piranhas burst out of manholes, spewing poisonous gas from their gaping maws.

In short, it's a party for Bowser's underlings! Any Mario enemy you can think of is sure to be there. And as for Bowser himself...

He can be seen swooping in on his Koopa Clown Car or stomping around, blasting fire from his mouth. But his body sure seems to be taking an interesting look.

He and his troops may appear in other cities. Goldenrod is just the beginning of his terrifying assault!]


Video;

[The feed begins with a broadcast of the flames eating away at Goldenrod and of the glorious air ships of above, followed by the hordes upon hordes of underlings at Bowser's disposal before the camera turns to

Bowser himself, grinning as he bursts into a fit of evil laughter.]


Bwa ha ha! I told you I'd find a way back to my old self! And now I have more than my good looks on my side. My army, my Star Rod are all back where they belong. Now it's time for some real excitement!

And if any of you hero types think you're brave enough to challenge me, go ahead. I could use a laugh! I doubt any of you could measure up to Mario, and I beat him!

[He blasts another mouthful of flame at the Pokémon Center before ending the feed.]