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[Bowser's been biding his time, working on his secret base inside of the Cinnabar volcano. His 'Gear probably fell into the lava during that time, but it doesn't matter now. And why not?
Because he's got something bigger, badder, and all around awesome in his book.
So when the feed starts, viewers will get a taste of this fine specimen hovering in the sky. There's a battalion of doom ships trailing behind, and soon Bowser leaps into view, standing atop the face of his castle with a monstrous smirk.]
Bwa ha ha ha! Back to my awesome, old self, back with my castle, and back with my hordes of loyal minions! Could this day get any better?
[There's some shouting from off camera before some Koopa Troopas rush his way.]
The cannons are ready, your boastfulness! All Bullet and Banzai Bills are prepped for the attack.
Good! I've waited a long time for this...
[He chuckles, leaning closer to the camera.]
You hear that, you friendship-loving chumps? The Koopa King is back, and this time, we're gonna level more than just Goldenrod City!
[The video feed shakes and turns off.
People throughout both regions may find Bowser's castle and ships soaring by. Expect hordes of minions just like before, accompanied by lots of explosions and fire!
But will any bold heroes step forth to fight evil's might?]
Video - later on;
[Sometime later, another video flickers on, revealing Sasuke Uchiha tied up and dressed like Princess Peach. Bowser's laughter can be heard in the background.]
And check it out! I've already grabbed my first prisoner. Remember, using cheat codes never works. If you're gonna try to stop me, you have to do it the old fashioned way and deal with all the puzzles and traps in my castle.
But that's if you get there in the first place.
Because he's got something bigger, badder, and all around awesome in his book.
So when the feed starts, viewers will get a taste of this fine specimen hovering in the sky. There's a battalion of doom ships trailing behind, and soon Bowser leaps into view, standing atop the face of his castle with a monstrous smirk.]
Bwa ha ha ha! Back to my awesome, old self, back with my castle, and back with my hordes of loyal minions! Could this day get any better?
[There's some shouting from off camera before some Koopa Troopas rush his way.]
The cannons are ready, your boastfulness! All Bullet and Banzai Bills are prepped for the attack.
Good! I've waited a long time for this...
[He chuckles, leaning closer to the camera.]
You hear that, you friendship-loving chumps? The Koopa King is back, and this time, we're gonna level more than just Goldenrod City!
[The video feed shakes and turns off.
People throughout both regions may find Bowser's castle and ships soaring by. Expect hordes of minions just like before, accompanied by lots of explosions and fire!
But will any bold heroes step forth to fight evil's might?]
Video - later on;
[Sometime later, another video flickers on, revealing Sasuke Uchiha tied up and dressed like Princess Peach. Bowser's laughter can be heard in the background.]
And check it out! I've already grabbed my first prisoner. Remember, using cheat codes never works. If you're gonna try to stop me, you have to do it the old fashioned way and deal with all the puzzles and traps in my castle.
But that's if you get there in the first place.
[The feed begins in pitch blackness before a faint flame flickers on in the background, courtesy of one currently unseen Magmortar. The light shifts throughout the room, showcasing one snarling Swampert, two hissing Ninetales, and a buzzing Venomoth, whom some may find familiar. A Torterra stomps by with a roar and a cackle, slipping past those brainwashed 'mons. There's also a sleeping Salamence curled up in the corner, quite massive. Also likely familiar...
And the camera pans to Bowser with a helmet-wearing Wartortle perched on his shoulder.]
Gwa ha ha ha! I don't know about you chumps, but I had a great Valentine's Day! While you were off panicking in the streets, I got to watch the whole thing unfold. It made news broadcasts! I'd say that's one heck of an accomplishment in just a few short months.
[The Wartortle nods, rubbing his hands together.]
Gwaaarl. Gweheh!
Yeah, you said it, runt! Even that little test run's just a tiny sampling of what my Koopa Crew has to offer! But don't worry, you'll see what I mean soon enough...
[Once he, uh. Comes up with more concrete plans.]
( Private Text to Rockets )
And the camera pans to Bowser with a helmet-wearing Wartortle perched on his shoulder.]
Gwa ha ha ha! I don't know about you chumps, but I had a great Valentine's Day! While you were off panicking in the streets, I got to watch the whole thing unfold. It made news broadcasts! I'd say that's one heck of an accomplishment in just a few short months.
[The Wartortle nods, rubbing his hands together.]
Gwaaarl. Gweheh!
Yeah, you said it, runt! Even that little test run's just a tiny sampling of what my Koopa Crew has to offer! But don't worry, you'll see what I mean soon enough...
[Once he, uh. Comes up with more concrete plans.]
( Private Text to Rockets )
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[At first, the feed starts out in pitch blackness with the sound of whimpering and growls. Unhappy, painted whimpers and growls. Then a flame brings light to the room, revealing two Ninetales, a Venomoth, and a Swampert trapped within nice little cages. Other cages accompany them filled with slightly less remarkable Pokémon-- a Wigglytuff, a Persian, a Chikorita, a Kadabra, and a whimpering Raichu... A Magmar passes by these cages and spits fire at the bars, while a Torterra wood hammers one another. Both cackle at the prisoners.
The camera then turns to a rather bulky figure, his back facing one of the cages. The flicker from the fire reveals a glint of orange hair. Finally, the man turns around, revealing his enormous, pointed teeth. Anyone who's spoken to Bowser ought to recognize him right off the bat.
At first he stands silently, arms crossed. Then, after a few short seconds, he bursts into a great big guffaw.]
So the secret's out, ladies and gentlemen! And who would've thought so many of you would fall for it? I guess it's true; nobody can resist cookies around the holidays.
But that's not all. You won't believe how many idiots fell for my Santa disguise or at least stuck around long enough for my minions and I to snatch money and precious Pokémon. Just look at this guy!
[He gestures to the Swampert, who slides towards the back of his cage.]
Level ninety! And his moth buddy's the same. One of those foxes is at a hundred, and the other ain't close behind. If these are your Pokémon, you better say goodbye, 'cause you're never seein' them again. Gwa ha ha ha!
[The Magmar, the Torterra, and other unseen Pokémon join in the laughter. This goes on for several seconds before Bowser stomps his foot and whips his arms out to his sides.]
You might've thought I was all talk, but now you see why I'm the biggest baddy in all of the Mushroom Kingdom! The roughest, toughest of all final bosses.
[He steps closer to the camera, pointing straight at the viewers.]
But let's all have a special round of applause for Sasuke the Cinnamon Runt, who let his own friends and Pokémon get poisoned due to his own spectacular failures. I tell ya, it doesn't get more pathetic than that! And I bet he's gonna run away with his metaphorical tail between his legs.
[Finally, Bowser bows to the camera.]
It's been a real pleasure, Johto. And I'm just getting warmed up!
( Private to Rocket Feed )
[ooc: Thefts were mod-approved and player-approved for the ones from John and Rose. Room upgrade also mod approved. Just thought I'd clarify this to avoid looking shady!]
The camera then turns to a rather bulky figure, his back facing one of the cages. The flicker from the fire reveals a glint of orange hair. Finally, the man turns around, revealing his enormous, pointed teeth. Anyone who's spoken to Bowser ought to recognize him right off the bat.
At first he stands silently, arms crossed. Then, after a few short seconds, he bursts into a great big guffaw.]
So the secret's out, ladies and gentlemen! And who would've thought so many of you would fall for it? I guess it's true; nobody can resist cookies around the holidays.
But that's not all. You won't believe how many idiots fell for my Santa disguise or at least stuck around long enough for my minions and I to snatch money and precious Pokémon. Just look at this guy!
[He gestures to the Swampert, who slides towards the back of his cage.]
Level ninety! And his moth buddy's the same. One of those foxes is at a hundred, and the other ain't close behind. If these are your Pokémon, you better say goodbye, 'cause you're never seein' them again. Gwa ha ha ha!
[The Magmar, the Torterra, and other unseen Pokémon join in the laughter. This goes on for several seconds before Bowser stomps his foot and whips his arms out to his sides.]
You might've thought I was all talk, but now you see why I'm the biggest baddy in all of the Mushroom Kingdom! The roughest, toughest of all final bosses.
[He steps closer to the camera, pointing straight at the viewers.]
But let's all have a special round of applause for Sasuke the Cinnamon Runt, who let his own friends and Pokémon get poisoned due to his own spectacular failures. I tell ya, it doesn't get more pathetic than that! And I bet he's gonna run away with his metaphorical tail between his legs.
[Finally, Bowser bows to the camera.]
It's been a real pleasure, Johto. And I'm just getting warmed up!
( Private to Rocket Feed )
[ooc: Thefts were mod-approved and player-approved for the ones from John and Rose. Room upgrade also mod approved. Just thought I'd clarify this to avoid looking shady!]
( Private to Rocket Feed )
[Those browsing the network will see an anonymous text message pop up on their devices, courtesy of a certain moron's less moronic Hypno.]
Ho ho ho!
Santa Claus has come to town, so come on people, gather 'round. Visit the Goldenrod Department Store for joy, love, and presents galore! Here for a limited time, so don't miss out! See what the fuss is all about. Bring your friends, bring your families, bring your Pokémon, too. It's fun for you and you, and YOU!
Not in town but looking for cheer? Don't feel sad, never fear! We have fresh holiday treats for you to share. For pickup, air mail, we don't even care! Our home baked goods are a North Pole fav. And with our free samples, think of the money you'll save!
And now that this rhyming's outta the way, leave all cookie orders here and have a good day!
[Those in Goldenrod City are sure to find something interesting. No matter where they look, there are stands littering the street lined with plates of fresh, Christmas cookies with a sign that reads "FREE SAMPLES". For those who would like to buy a whole batch, they will find that the price is quite cheap-- P300! That's only a little more than a Rage Candy Bar!
Some of the stands are manned by Pokémon in elf, snowman, and Reindeer suits. These include one adorable little Squirtle, a Magmar, a Larvitar, an Ivysaur, a Magcargo, and a Tirtouga, just to name a few.
Inside the Department Store, however, lies an even stranger sight-- Department Store Santa Claus, complete with the bushy beared, the suit with all the bells and whistles, a rather comfortable looking chair, gift sack, and more Pokémon in cute little costumes. ...Including a Hypno, Granbull, Gible, and Machoke. These Pokémon seem harmless enough, leading kids and other visitors towards the big guy himself and occasionally handing out gift boxes.
What those with a less watchful eye may not realize is that they're being watched constantly. Not only by the Hypno, but by something else. Something unseen... something making a grab for those Pokéballs you may or may not have.]
[ooc: And Bowser plot begins now! For info, look here. Please let me know if you're okay with him stealing. I'd rather not have him found out right away. Also note that the cookies are poisoned with either Poison Powder or Toxic.
For the text portion, all replies will be anonymous! This is a good chance for characters outside of Goldenrod to get involved in the cookie plot. ;)
Enjoy!]
[Those browsing the network will see an anonymous text message pop up on their devices, courtesy of a certain moron's less moronic Hypno.]
Ho ho ho!
Santa Claus has come to town, so come on people, gather 'round. Visit the Goldenrod Department Store for joy, love, and presents galore! Here for a limited time, so don't miss out! See what the fuss is all about. Bring your friends, bring your families, bring your Pokémon, too. It's fun for you and you, and YOU!
Not in town but looking for cheer? Don't feel sad, never fear! We have fresh holiday treats for you to share. For pickup, air mail, we don't even care! Our home baked goods are a North Pole fav. And with our free samples, think of the money you'll save!
And now that this rhyming's outta the way, leave all cookie orders here and have a good day!
[Those in Goldenrod City are sure to find something interesting. No matter where they look, there are stands littering the street lined with plates of fresh, Christmas cookies with a sign that reads "FREE SAMPLES". For those who would like to buy a whole batch, they will find that the price is quite cheap-- P300! That's only a little more than a Rage Candy Bar!
Some of the stands are manned by Pokémon in elf, snowman, and Reindeer suits. These include one adorable little Squirtle, a Magmar, a Larvitar, an Ivysaur, a Magcargo, and a Tirtouga, just to name a few.
Inside the Department Store, however, lies an even stranger sight-- Department Store Santa Claus, complete with the bushy beared, the suit with all the bells and whistles, a rather comfortable looking chair, gift sack, and more Pokémon in cute little costumes. ...Including a Hypno, Granbull, Gible, and Machoke. These Pokémon seem harmless enough, leading kids and other visitors towards the big guy himself and occasionally handing out gift boxes.
What those with a less watchful eye may not realize is that they're being watched constantly. Not only by the Hypno, but by something else. Something unseen... something making a grab for those Pokéballs you may or may not have.]
[ooc: And Bowser plot begins now! For info, look here. Please let me know if you're okay with him stealing. I'd rather not have him found out right away. Also note that the cookies are poisoned with either Poison Powder or Toxic.
For the text portion, all replies will be anonymous! This is a good chance for characters outside of Goldenrod to get involved in the cookie plot. ;)
Enjoy!]
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[A message pops up on the gears reading...]
ARCHIVED FOOTAGE DATED: 11/24/12...
[The footage begins with static before flashing to a shot of Goldenrod burning. Some crackling sounds-- loud ones, at that, blare from the speakers. They almost sound like explosions. Cut to more static.
When the image clears, there's a shot of Goldenrod Gym reduced to rubble, and the following figure turns his head to the camera...]
( Cut for image... )
[There's a magic wand gripped in his hand. He grins and cackles before the image cuts out again. A distorted audio track continues to play over the static...]
...re... do it... roof...
...can see...
... ... new ruler!
[The audio breaks into a sharp hiss, and the archived video ends.
With that, the feed shifts to Bowser, back in his human form and looking none too pleased about it.]
That weekend wasn't a dream! I might not remember everything that happened, but I know I nearly leveled this stinking city! And there's some punk I need to cream for blowing up one of my clown cars!
But you're in luck. The video I've managed to save is proof of my awesome appearance, preserved for all time! That is what I mean when I say koopa, and don't you forget it!
Now, I will find a way to change back again, and when I do, you'll all bow before your supreme ruler!
[With that, he clicks the video off.
For the rest of the day, Bowser can be found herding around various Pokémon, training them up, and wandering around the Rocket Base. The whole time, he'll be scowling at anyone and anything that crosses his path. How dare this place undo the amazing work he did?! And his castle, too!]
[ooc: I got mod approval for the video footage. Also, I'll continue to backtag Bowser's previous posts. Just wanted to get this outta the way!]
ARCHIVED FOOTAGE DATED: 11/24/12...
[The footage begins with static before flashing to a shot of Goldenrod burning. Some crackling sounds-- loud ones, at that, blare from the speakers. They almost sound like explosions. Cut to more static.
When the image clears, there's a shot of Goldenrod Gym reduced to rubble, and the following figure turns his head to the camera...]
( Cut for image... )
[There's a magic wand gripped in his hand. He grins and cackles before the image cuts out again. A distorted audio track continues to play over the static...]
...re... do it... roof...
...can see...
... ... new ruler!
[The audio breaks into a sharp hiss, and the archived video ends.
With that, the feed shifts to Bowser, back in his human form and looking none too pleased about it.]
That weekend wasn't a dream! I might not remember everything that happened, but I know I nearly leveled this stinking city! And there's some punk I need to cream for blowing up one of my clown cars!
But you're in luck. The video I've managed to save is proof of my awesome appearance, preserved for all time! That is what I mean when I say koopa, and don't you forget it!
Now, I will find a way to change back again, and when I do, you'll all bow before your supreme ruler!
[With that, he clicks the video off.
For the rest of the day, Bowser can be found herding around various Pokémon, training them up, and wandering around the Rocket Base. The whole time, he'll be scowling at anyone and anything that crosses his path. How dare this place undo the amazing work he did?! And his castle, too!]
[ooc: I got mod approval for the video footage. Also, I'll continue to backtag Bowser's previous posts. Just wanted to get this outta the way!]
[Good morning, Goldenrod City!
If you call waking up to a city shrouded in flames and chaos a good thing. Ashes and smoke cloud the sky. Flames engulf the surrounding shops and skyscrapers as thunder of exploding Bob-ombs bellows all around.
A fleet of Air Ships soars overhead, blasting Bullet Bills down at the city below. A foreboding tune replaces the usually cheery Goldenrod tune.
But oh, that's not even close to half the madness going on. Koopa Troopas and Paratroopas rampage through the city, led by Koopatrols. Hammer Bros. hurl hammers through the air! Magikoopas zip through the air, blasting spell upon spell at anything or anyone who crosses their path.
Hyper Goombas and Goombas of other various colors-- some winged, some spiked rush in from all directions. Putrid Piranhas burst out of manholes, spewing poisonous gas from their gaping maws.
In short, it's a party for Bowser's underlings! Any Mario enemy you can think of is sure to be there. And as for Bowser himself...
He can be seen swooping in on his Koopa Clown Car or stomping around, blasting fire from his mouth. But his body sure seems to be taking an interesting look.
He and his troops may appear in other cities. Goldenrod is just the beginning of his terrifying assault!]
Video;
[The feed begins with a broadcast of the flames eating away at Goldenrod and of the glorious air ships of above, followed by the hordes upon hordes of underlings at Bowser's disposal before the camera turns to
Bowser himself, grinning as he bursts into a fit of evil laughter.]
Bwa ha ha! I told you I'd find a way back to my old self! And now I have more than my good looks on my side. My army, my Star Rod are all back where they belong. Now it's time for some real excitement!
And if any of you hero types think you're brave enough to challenge me, go ahead. I could use a laugh! I doubt any of you could measure up to Mario, and I beat him!
[He blasts another mouthful of flame at the Pokémon Center before ending the feed.]
If you call waking up to a city shrouded in flames and chaos a good thing. Ashes and smoke cloud the sky. Flames engulf the surrounding shops and skyscrapers as thunder of exploding Bob-ombs bellows all around.
A fleet of Air Ships soars overhead, blasting Bullet Bills down at the city below. A foreboding tune replaces the usually cheery Goldenrod tune.
But oh, that's not even close to half the madness going on. Koopa Troopas and Paratroopas rampage through the city, led by Koopatrols. Hammer Bros. hurl hammers through the air! Magikoopas zip through the air, blasting spell upon spell at anything or anyone who crosses their path.
Hyper Goombas and Goombas of other various colors-- some winged, some spiked rush in from all directions. Putrid Piranhas burst out of manholes, spewing poisonous gas from their gaping maws.
In short, it's a party for Bowser's underlings! Any Mario enemy you can think of is sure to be there. And as for Bowser himself...
He can be seen swooping in on his Koopa Clown Car or stomping around, blasting fire from his mouth. But his body sure seems to be taking an interesting look.
He and his troops may appear in other cities. Goldenrod is just the beginning of his terrifying assault!]
Video;
[The feed begins with a broadcast of the flames eating away at Goldenrod and of the glorious air ships of above, followed by the hordes upon hordes of underlings at Bowser's disposal before the camera turns to
Bowser himself, grinning as he bursts into a fit of evil laughter.]
Bwa ha ha! I told you I'd find a way back to my old self! And now I have more than my good looks on my side. My army, my Star Rod are all back where they belong. Now it's time for some real excitement!
And if any of you hero types think you're brave enough to challenge me, go ahead. I could use a laugh! I doubt any of you could measure up to Mario, and I beat him!
[He blasts another mouthful of flame at the Pokémon Center before ending the feed.]
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( Action for Rocket HQ )
[Later, once he figures out how to use the PokéGear, expect a shot of one very angry man... and also, teeth. Seriously, what's with this dude?]
Listen up, because I'm only gonna say this once! If you're the chump who placed this blasted curse on me, you better step forward now, or you'll be facing the full fury of the Koopa Troop! And as their King, nobody's allowed to make a mockery of me, you hear that?!
It was a gutsy move dragging me outta my castle and separating me from the Star Rod. The fact that you turned me into a fleshy mammal would almost impress me, if it weren't so infuriating! So, if you're smart, you'll step forward, beg for my mercy, and change me back! If not...
[He chuckles.]
Well, have it your way.
[Later, once he figures out how to use the PokéGear, expect a shot of one very angry man... and also, teeth. Seriously, what's with this dude?]
Listen up, because I'm only gonna say this once! If you're the chump who placed this blasted curse on me, you better step forward now, or you'll be facing the full fury of the Koopa Troop! And as their King, nobody's allowed to make a mockery of me, you hear that?!
It was a gutsy move dragging me outta my castle and separating me from the Star Rod. The fact that you turned me into a fleshy mammal would almost impress me, if it weren't so infuriating! So, if you're smart, you'll step forward, beg for my mercy, and change me back! If not...
[He chuckles.]
Well, have it your way.
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- c: billy hatcher,
- c: bro strider,
- c: cobra commander,
- c: crow,
- c: dist,
- c: eridan,
- c: fluttershy,
- c: imogen,
- c: jade harley,
- c: jinguji ren,
- c: john egbert,
- c: kayneth,
- c: rose lalonde,
- c: ryuunosuke,
- c: saber (arturia),
- c: smoker,
- first,
- give me back my star rod!,
- hell hath no fury like an angry koopa,
- human body whyyy,
- idiocy as usual,
- intro,
- location: goldenrod
