4th wall - video/action;

[kingbowser]

[Bowser's been biding his time, working on his secret base inside of the Cinnabar volcano. His 'Gear probably fell into the lava during that time, but it doesn't matter now. And why not?

Because he's got something bigger, badder, and all around awesome in his book.

So when the feed starts, viewers will get a taste of this fine specimen hovering in the sky. There's a battalion of doom ships trailing behind, and soon Bowser leaps into view, standing atop the face of his castle with a monstrous smirk.]



Bwa ha ha ha! Back to my awesome, old self, back with my castle, and back with my hordes of loyal minions! Could this day get any better?

[There's some shouting from off camera before some Koopa Troopas rush his way.]

The cannons are ready, your boastfulness! All Bullet and Banzai Bills are prepped for the attack.

Good! I've waited a long time for this...

[He chuckles, leaning closer to the camera.]

You hear that, you friendship-loving chumps? The Koopa King is back, and this time, we're gonna level more than just Goldenrod City!

[The video feed shakes and turns off.

People throughout both regions may find Bowser's castle and ships soaring by. Expect hordes of minions just like before, accompanied by lots of explosions and fire!

But will any bold heroes step forth to fight evil's might?]

Video - later on;

[Sometime later, another video flickers on, revealing Sasuke Uchiha tied up and dressed like Princess Peach. Bowser's laughter can be heard in the background.]

And check it out! I've already grabbed my first prisoner. Remember, using cheat codes never works. If you're gonna try to stop me, you have to do it the old fashioned way and deal with all the puzzles and traps in my castle.

But that's if you get there in the first place.

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[Action/Video]

[kingbowser]

[Oh, what's this? Some balloon with a mustache? Bowser snickers, leaning back in his throne. Except it's actually Peach's throne, considering he's up in her castle right now.]

Please! I've got seniority on you, buster. This sky belongs to the Koopa Kingdom, and if anyone's gonna do the blasting around here, it's me!

[Action/Video]

[giant_talking_egg]

Feh! If you think I'm going to let some oafish turtle order me, the Great Doctor Eggman, around, then you've got another thing coming. Minions, man the battle stations!

Yes, doctor!

[Naturally, the robots scramble to their chairs and start furiously typing on their keyboards. Once finished, they give their master the signal.]

Now, fire the missiles! I'll make turtle soup out of this neanderthal!

[At his command, the silos for the missile open up. Merely seconds later, they fire at a breakneck speed straight for Bowser's main airship.]

[Action/Video]

[kingbowser]

Not before I scramble your egg! Troopas, fire the Banzai Bills! Let him taste the full fury of the Koopa Troop!

[Per Bowser's orders, the Koopas scurry out to the cannons, unleashing big bullets with scary faces.

...This probably won't end well for either side, will it?]

[Action/Video]

[giant_talking_egg]

[Not at all.]

Doctor, we are under fire! What do we do?

Increase the shield's power levels by thirty percent! AND KEEP FIRING!!!

[Said shield manages to deflect a good portion of the Banzai Bills, but a few manage to crack through the shield and strike the hull. In response, Eggman fires even more missiles at Bowser's airship.

Because obviously retreating is a stupid idea.]

[Action/Video]

[kingbowser]

Graaaaah! Don't just sit there, you idiots! Keep blasting. Throw all the ammunition in, I don't care! The Koopa Cruiser's not going down without a fight.

And, Magikoopas! You try putting up a shield for good measure.

[Why did he decide to come on board when he could've just stayed at his already flying castle? Graaarrrgh.

Unlike Eggman, Bowser's ship is a bit less technically astounding. It's still firing all the same, though.]