4th wall - video/action;

[kingbowser]

[Bowser's been biding his time, working on his secret base inside of the Cinnabar volcano. His 'Gear probably fell into the lava during that time, but it doesn't matter now. And why not?

Because he's got something bigger, badder, and all around awesome in his book.

So when the feed starts, viewers will get a taste of this fine specimen hovering in the sky. There's a battalion of doom ships trailing behind, and soon Bowser leaps into view, standing atop the face of his castle with a monstrous smirk.]



Bwa ha ha ha! Back to my awesome, old self, back with my castle, and back with my hordes of loyal minions! Could this day get any better?

[There's some shouting from off camera before some Koopa Troopas rush his way.]

The cannons are ready, your boastfulness! All Bullet and Banzai Bills are prepped for the attack.

Good! I've waited a long time for this...

[He chuckles, leaning closer to the camera.]

You hear that, you friendship-loving chumps? The Koopa King is back, and this time, we're gonna level more than just Goldenrod City!

[The video feed shakes and turns off.

People throughout both regions may find Bowser's castle and ships soaring by. Expect hordes of minions just like before, accompanied by lots of explosions and fire!

But will any bold heroes step forth to fight evil's might?]

Video - later on;

[Sometime later, another video flickers on, revealing Sasuke Uchiha tied up and dressed like Princess Peach. Bowser's laughter can be heard in the background.]

And check it out! I've already grabbed my first prisoner. Remember, using cheat codes never works. If you're gonna try to stop me, you have to do it the old fashioned way and deal with all the puzzles and traps in my castle.

But that's if you get there in the first place.

Comments

[kingbowser]

[The Koopatrols don't even expect it and, as a result, they topple over almost instantly. She should have a brief amount of time to slip through undetected. Well played!]

[usedswift]

[Holding her breath even as the powder dissipates, she darts forward and snatches up the Skiploom back into his ball as she passes. She could just execute them all, but she's not that cruel.

Once she passes, she sticks to the wall again, ready to dodge anything coming her way.]

[kingbowser]

[Liiike flying hammers? It would seem that some of the Hammer Bros. are a bit more alert. Or maybe they just like throwing their weapons for the heck of it.

Best of luck, Tenten!]

[usedswift]

[Hammers she wasn't expecting. They look ridiculous! This time, her first instinct isn't her Pokémon, it's her kunai. These guys have no problem using weapons, so she has no problem hurling kunai to both intercept the flying hammers and try to take out as many of the weird little turtles as she can.

Not risking those shells blocking her knives, she's aiming for the throat. Sorry, Bros.]

[kingbowser]

[Yikes! This wasn't part of the agreement when they became Koopa soldiers.

So, yeah, they're just gonna duck into their shells now and try tripping her. Mario logic at its finest.]

[usedswift]

What the--?!

[Seriously, what the hell?? She just leaps up and flips, attaching herself to the ceiling by her feet and sprinting forward -- but not without reaching behind her into her kunai pouch to toss down a few glass bottles if slick oil. Try tripping anyone in that!]