King Bowser (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
kingbowser) wrote2012-11-24 07:04 am
kingbowser) wrote2012-11-24 07:04 am
Entry tags:
02 - Video/Action Goldenrod and EVERYWHERE;
[Good morning, Goldenrod City!
If you call waking up to a city shrouded in flames and chaos a good thing. Ashes and smoke cloud the sky. Flames engulf the surrounding shops and skyscrapers as thunder of exploding Bob-ombs bellows all around.
A fleet of Air Ships soars overhead, blasting Bullet Bills down at the city below. A foreboding tune replaces the usually cheery Goldenrod tune.
But oh, that's not even close to half the madness going on. Koopa Troopas and Paratroopas rampage through the city, led by Koopatrols. Hammer Bros. hurl hammers through the air! Magikoopas zip through the air, blasting spell upon spell at anything or anyone who crosses their path.
Hyper Goombas and Goombas of other various colors-- some winged, some spiked rush in from all directions. Putrid Piranhas burst out of manholes, spewing poisonous gas from their gaping maws.
In short, it's a party for Bowser's underlings! Any Mario enemy you can think of is sure to be there. And as for Bowser himself...
He can be seen swooping in on his Koopa Clown Car or stomping around, blasting fire from his mouth. But his body sure seems to be taking an interesting look.
He and his troops may appear in other cities. Goldenrod is just the beginning of his terrifying assault!]
Video;
[The feed begins with a broadcast of the flames eating away at Goldenrod and of the glorious air ships of above, followed by the hordes upon hordes of underlings at Bowser's disposal before the camera turns to
Bowser himself, grinning as he bursts into a fit of evil laughter.]
Bwa ha ha! I told you I'd find a way back to my old self! And now I have more than my good looks on my side. My army, my Star Rod are all back where they belong. Now it's time for some real excitement!
And if any of you hero types think you're brave enough to challenge me, go ahead. I could use a laugh! I doubt any of you could measure up to Mario, and I beat him!
[He blasts another mouthful of flame at the Pokémon Center before ending the feed.]
If you call waking up to a city shrouded in flames and chaos a good thing. Ashes and smoke cloud the sky. Flames engulf the surrounding shops and skyscrapers as thunder of exploding Bob-ombs bellows all around.
A fleet of Air Ships soars overhead, blasting Bullet Bills down at the city below. A foreboding tune replaces the usually cheery Goldenrod tune.
But oh, that's not even close to half the madness going on. Koopa Troopas and Paratroopas rampage through the city, led by Koopatrols. Hammer Bros. hurl hammers through the air! Magikoopas zip through the air, blasting spell upon spell at anything or anyone who crosses their path.
Hyper Goombas and Goombas of other various colors-- some winged, some spiked rush in from all directions. Putrid Piranhas burst out of manholes, spewing poisonous gas from their gaping maws.
In short, it's a party for Bowser's underlings! Any Mario enemy you can think of is sure to be there. And as for Bowser himself...
He can be seen swooping in on his Koopa Clown Car or stomping around, blasting fire from his mouth. But his body sure seems to be taking an interesting look.
He and his troops may appear in other cities. Goldenrod is just the beginning of his terrifying assault!]
Video;
[The feed begins with a broadcast of the flames eating away at Goldenrod and of the glorious air ships of above, followed by the hordes upon hordes of underlings at Bowser's disposal before the camera turns to
Bowser himself, grinning as he bursts into a fit of evil laughter.]
Bwa ha ha! I told you I'd find a way back to my old self! And now I have more than my good looks on my side. My army, my Star Rod are all back where they belong. Now it's time for some real excitement!
And if any of you hero types think you're brave enough to challenge me, go ahead. I could use a laugh! I doubt any of you could measure up to Mario, and I beat him!
[He blasts another mouthful of flame at the Pokémon Center before ending the feed.]
no subject
[he may be the wrong Nintendo hero for the wrong Nintendo villain, but a villain threatening the safety of, uh... remind Kirby to figure out where he is and check out the restaurants later... in any case, he won't stand for this random place he's landed in to be threatened! minions or not, Kirby's eaten uglier!]
[so he puffs up, arms spread in a fighting stance. bring it on, tortoise!]
no subject
[Bowser bursts into a fit of laughter and stomps closer to the little guy.]
Man, you are so asking for it, runt!
[Annnd pounding the ground starting now! Hope Kirby likes shockwaves.]
no subject
[though he's not the cocky sort, so Kirby makes a valiant attempt at dodging the shockwaves as he bolts off... completely in the opposite direction. toward a Hammer Brother, specifically.]
[some star warrior, honestly.]
no subject
[Go ahead, Kirby. Have fun as that Hammer Bro. launches his hammer like a boss.]
no subject
[which is why, once he's within a decent range, he plants his feet steady against the ground and starts inhaling — right until that launched hammer pops into his mouth.]
[delicious! and, if one happens to be Kirby, the only way to express one's approval of such exquisite cuisine is through a transformation sequence!]
no subject
Bowser's jaw drops, and he rubs his eyes. Did he seriously just eat a hammer just to spawn another one?
Grumbling, Bowser takes a step back and spits a few fire balls. Two Boomerang Bros. jump in and star Kirby down.]
So you ate a hammer! So what? I'm still gonna flatten ya, you pipsqueak.