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kingbowser) wrote2012-11-24 07:04 am
kingbowser) wrote2012-11-24 07:04 am
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02 - Video/Action Goldenrod and EVERYWHERE;
[Good morning, Goldenrod City!
If you call waking up to a city shrouded in flames and chaos a good thing. Ashes and smoke cloud the sky. Flames engulf the surrounding shops and skyscrapers as thunder of exploding Bob-ombs bellows all around.
A fleet of Air Ships soars overhead, blasting Bullet Bills down at the city below. A foreboding tune replaces the usually cheery Goldenrod tune.
But oh, that's not even close to half the madness going on. Koopa Troopas and Paratroopas rampage through the city, led by Koopatrols. Hammer Bros. hurl hammers through the air! Magikoopas zip through the air, blasting spell upon spell at anything or anyone who crosses their path.
Hyper Goombas and Goombas of other various colors-- some winged, some spiked rush in from all directions. Putrid Piranhas burst out of manholes, spewing poisonous gas from their gaping maws.
In short, it's a party for Bowser's underlings! Any Mario enemy you can think of is sure to be there. And as for Bowser himself...
He can be seen swooping in on his Koopa Clown Car or stomping around, blasting fire from his mouth. But his body sure seems to be taking an interesting look.
He and his troops may appear in other cities. Goldenrod is just the beginning of his terrifying assault!]
Video;
[The feed begins with a broadcast of the flames eating away at Goldenrod and of the glorious air ships of above, followed by the hordes upon hordes of underlings at Bowser's disposal before the camera turns to
Bowser himself, grinning as he bursts into a fit of evil laughter.]
Bwa ha ha! I told you I'd find a way back to my old self! And now I have more than my good looks on my side. My army, my Star Rod are all back where they belong. Now it's time for some real excitement!
And if any of you hero types think you're brave enough to challenge me, go ahead. I could use a laugh! I doubt any of you could measure up to Mario, and I beat him!
[He blasts another mouthful of flame at the Pokémon Center before ending the feed.]
If you call waking up to a city shrouded in flames and chaos a good thing. Ashes and smoke cloud the sky. Flames engulf the surrounding shops and skyscrapers as thunder of exploding Bob-ombs bellows all around.
A fleet of Air Ships soars overhead, blasting Bullet Bills down at the city below. A foreboding tune replaces the usually cheery Goldenrod tune.
But oh, that's not even close to half the madness going on. Koopa Troopas and Paratroopas rampage through the city, led by Koopatrols. Hammer Bros. hurl hammers through the air! Magikoopas zip through the air, blasting spell upon spell at anything or anyone who crosses their path.
Hyper Goombas and Goombas of other various colors-- some winged, some spiked rush in from all directions. Putrid Piranhas burst out of manholes, spewing poisonous gas from their gaping maws.
In short, it's a party for Bowser's underlings! Any Mario enemy you can think of is sure to be there. And as for Bowser himself...
He can be seen swooping in on his Koopa Clown Car or stomping around, blasting fire from his mouth. But his body sure seems to be taking an interesting look.
He and his troops may appear in other cities. Goldenrod is just the beginning of his terrifying assault!]
Video;
[The feed begins with a broadcast of the flames eating away at Goldenrod and of the glorious air ships of above, followed by the hordes upon hordes of underlings at Bowser's disposal before the camera turns to
Bowser himself, grinning as he bursts into a fit of evil laughter.]
Bwa ha ha! I told you I'd find a way back to my old self! And now I have more than my good looks on my side. My army, my Star Rod are all back where they belong. Now it's time for some real excitement!
And if any of you hero types think you're brave enough to challenge me, go ahead. I could use a laugh! I doubt any of you could measure up to Mario, and I beat him!
[He blasts another mouthful of flame at the Pokémon Center before ending the feed.]
[video]
Since you've asked so nicely, I think I shall come over there and beat you. I don't know when I'll stop.
[video]
That's what everybody else has said, and no one's come close. But I can't blame 'em. It's hard to top invincibility, gwa ha ha!
[video]
[Liquid is from a Kojima production, so your shit only registers like a five on his weirdness scale.]
Just out of curiosity, do you happen to have Stinger missiles or genetically-engineered superviruses?
[video]
[But yes. Mario weirdness is... pretty tame. Bowser's just too stubborn to admit it.]
Re: [video]
[Liquid's only weaknesses were missiles and deadly viruses. And, really, the missiles were only an annoyance, considering that he took about half a dozen of those to the face and just walked it off.]