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King Bowser ([personal profile] kingbowser) wrote2012-11-24 07:04 am

02 - Video/Action Goldenrod and EVERYWHERE;

[Good morning, Goldenrod City!

If you call waking up to a city shrouded in flames and chaos a good thing. Ashes and smoke cloud the sky. Flames engulf the surrounding shops and skyscrapers as thunder of exploding Bob-ombs bellows all around.

A fleet of Air Ships soars overhead, blasting Bullet Bills down at the city below. A foreboding tune replaces the usually cheery Goldenrod tune.

But oh, that's not even close to half the madness going on. Koopa Troopas and Paratroopas rampage through the city, led by Koopatrols. Hammer Bros. hurl hammers through the air! Magikoopas zip through the air, blasting spell upon spell at anything or anyone who crosses their path.

Hyper Goombas and Goombas of other various colors-- some winged, some spiked rush in from all directions. Putrid Piranhas burst out of manholes, spewing poisonous gas from their gaping maws.

In short, it's a party for Bowser's underlings! Any Mario enemy you can think of is sure to be there. And as for Bowser himself...

He can be seen swooping in on his Koopa Clown Car or stomping around, blasting fire from his mouth. But his body sure seems to be taking an interesting look.

He and his troops may appear in other cities. Goldenrod is just the beginning of his terrifying assault!]


Video;

[The feed begins with a broadcast of the flames eating away at Goldenrod and of the glorious air ships of above, followed by the hordes upon hordes of underlings at Bowser's disposal before the camera turns to

Bowser himself, grinning as he bursts into a fit of evil laughter.]


Bwa ha ha! I told you I'd find a way back to my old self! And now I have more than my good looks on my side. My army, my Star Rod are all back where they belong. Now it's time for some real excitement!

And if any of you hero types think you're brave enough to challenge me, go ahead. I could use a laugh! I doubt any of you could measure up to Mario, and I beat him!

[He blasts another mouthful of flame at the Pokémon Center before ending the feed.]
3_butterflies: (Shuffle-Step One Two.)

[personal profile] 3_butterflies 2012-11-26 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure... I sent out some Paratroopas to get some cake, and I'm sure they'll let others know what we're doing. And they're all so nice when you get to know them. From what I hear, mister Bowser wants to marry this nice princess named Peach, but this mean man named Mario keeps interrupting.

[... the Goombas and such may be coughing and whistling a bit. yeah. sure.]
friendyousohard: ([Pony form] This story is full of plot h)

[personal profile] friendyousohard 2012-11-26 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Uh-huh... and do we know how Miss Peach feels about that?

[Twilight is, shall we say, a bit less trusting of Bowser's motives than Fluttershy is.]
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[personal profile] 3_butterflies 2012-11-26 12:03 pm (UTC)(link)
She really likes him a lot! She makes him special cakes, but Mario always eats them.
friendyousohard: ([Pony form] Say what?)

[personal profile] friendyousohard 2012-11-26 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Special cakes, huh? Sounds like a Pinkie Pie sort of thing... I get the feeling we aren't getting the whole story here. Not that it really matters all that much, I guess, since neither of the others are here. But I just figure, if a Princess and a guy as big and powerful-looking as him wanted to get married, I can't think of all that much that could really stop them.

[Twilight. You're comparing other Princesses to the ones from Equestria again. You really need to stop doing that.]
3_butterflies: (... Now I Feel Silly.)

[personal profile] 3_butterflies 2012-11-26 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Size sometimes doesn't matter... maybe this Mario has lots of powerful magic, like Discord!
friendyousohard: ([Pony form] Oh Celestia why)

[personal profile] friendyousohard 2012-11-26 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Okay, that gets her to shudder a bit.]

I guess he'd have to, to take on a whole army... Hey, you guys, what kind of powers does Mario have, anyway?
3_butterflies: (I'm Sorry...)

[personal profile] 3_butterflies 2012-11-26 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[They don't technically have to lie! The minions eagerly talk.]

He can shoot fireballs out of his hands!
He can grow in size until he stomps us flat!
He can fly! He can shrink! He can smash stone with his head!


[Fluttershy gulps, shrinking back a little.]

Oh, he sounds scary...
friendyousohard: (Neat.)

[personal profile] friendyousohard 2012-11-26 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Twilight is also pretty darn impressed.]

Fireballs, the ability to change size, flight, and super-strength? That's a pretty formidable combination. He's no Discord, he's not even a Nightmare Moon, but he definitely sounds like a force to be reckoned with.

... Still, I don't really see him just stepping on your boss. [Not with those spikes.]