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kingbowser) wrote2012-11-24 07:04 am
kingbowser) wrote2012-11-24 07:04 am
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02 - Video/Action Goldenrod and EVERYWHERE;
[Good morning, Goldenrod City!
If you call waking up to a city shrouded in flames and chaos a good thing. Ashes and smoke cloud the sky. Flames engulf the surrounding shops and skyscrapers as thunder of exploding Bob-ombs bellows all around.
A fleet of Air Ships soars overhead, blasting Bullet Bills down at the city below. A foreboding tune replaces the usually cheery Goldenrod tune.
But oh, that's not even close to half the madness going on. Koopa Troopas and Paratroopas rampage through the city, led by Koopatrols. Hammer Bros. hurl hammers through the air! Magikoopas zip through the air, blasting spell upon spell at anything or anyone who crosses their path.
Hyper Goombas and Goombas of other various colors-- some winged, some spiked rush in from all directions. Putrid Piranhas burst out of manholes, spewing poisonous gas from their gaping maws.
In short, it's a party for Bowser's underlings! Any Mario enemy you can think of is sure to be there. And as for Bowser himself...
He can be seen swooping in on his Koopa Clown Car or stomping around, blasting fire from his mouth. But his body sure seems to be taking an interesting look.
He and his troops may appear in other cities. Goldenrod is just the beginning of his terrifying assault!]
Video;
[The feed begins with a broadcast of the flames eating away at Goldenrod and of the glorious air ships of above, followed by the hordes upon hordes of underlings at Bowser's disposal before the camera turns to
Bowser himself, grinning as he bursts into a fit of evil laughter.]
Bwa ha ha! I told you I'd find a way back to my old self! And now I have more than my good looks on my side. My army, my Star Rod are all back where they belong. Now it's time for some real excitement!
And if any of you hero types think you're brave enough to challenge me, go ahead. I could use a laugh! I doubt any of you could measure up to Mario, and I beat him!
[He blasts another mouthful of flame at the Pokémon Center before ending the feed.]
If you call waking up to a city shrouded in flames and chaos a good thing. Ashes and smoke cloud the sky. Flames engulf the surrounding shops and skyscrapers as thunder of exploding Bob-ombs bellows all around.
A fleet of Air Ships soars overhead, blasting Bullet Bills down at the city below. A foreboding tune replaces the usually cheery Goldenrod tune.
But oh, that's not even close to half the madness going on. Koopa Troopas and Paratroopas rampage through the city, led by Koopatrols. Hammer Bros. hurl hammers through the air! Magikoopas zip through the air, blasting spell upon spell at anything or anyone who crosses their path.
Hyper Goombas and Goombas of other various colors-- some winged, some spiked rush in from all directions. Putrid Piranhas burst out of manholes, spewing poisonous gas from their gaping maws.
In short, it's a party for Bowser's underlings! Any Mario enemy you can think of is sure to be there. And as for Bowser himself...
He can be seen swooping in on his Koopa Clown Car or stomping around, blasting fire from his mouth. But his body sure seems to be taking an interesting look.
He and his troops may appear in other cities. Goldenrod is just the beginning of his terrifying assault!]
Video;
[The feed begins with a broadcast of the flames eating away at Goldenrod and of the glorious air ships of above, followed by the hordes upon hordes of underlings at Bowser's disposal before the camera turns to
Bowser himself, grinning as he bursts into a fit of evil laughter.]
Bwa ha ha! I told you I'd find a way back to my old self! And now I have more than my good looks on my side. My army, my Star Rod are all back where they belong. Now it's time for some real excitement!
And if any of you hero types think you're brave enough to challenge me, go ahead. I could use a laugh! I doubt any of you could measure up to Mario, and I beat him!
[He blasts another mouthful of flame at the Pokémon Center before ending the feed.]
[Action] Late late late!!!
Duuuuude.
No what are you doing????
What the fuck really?
Oh no wait... You are a bad guy, that's what you do. OK, my fault, kind of forgot about that back there.
Still, nope, not letting you do this. And, hey, he has his sword and speed back, gonna be piece of cake going through these little turtles and other shit...
OH CRAP OK THAT BLACK THING JUST EXPLODED WAY TOO LOSE TO HIM.
So, OK, casually trying to steer clear from the round, black ones, not looking forward to another burn.]
[Action]
...well, she knows this much: she's not going to let these overgrown turtles get away with this! She dashes towards the center of the hostile takeover, expertly dodging goombas and bobombs that cross her path. Just ahead, though, a wall of koopas block her path, with no escape in sight. She's going too fast too stop, though, and she takes a running leap...
-and lands with an odd KLONK beneath her feet. Did she hit solid ground? No! She landed right on the koopa's shell! And...it's sliding. Sliding very fast oh god oh god oh god. Utena chokes back a yelp and swerves wildly, waving her arms about her as she arches her back, trying desperately to keep her balance on the shell. Fortunately, her reflexes and agility don't fail her, and soon she's surfing down the streets, balanced precariously on the belly of a green koopa.
...she's had worse travel experiences. And hey, things are going well! She's not turtle food, she's got her balance, and she hasn't crashed into anything or anyone, especially not that blond blur ...oh shit CHANGE COURSE, CHANGE COURSE, BEND THOSE KNEES, SWITCH YOUR BALANCE, WHATEVER YOU DO KID, DON'T FUCKING CRASH]
[Action]
Bowser swoops in over the both of them within his... current Clown Car backup (thanks, Sasuke) and proceeds to defy physics in the greatest way possible!
Dropping giant Bowling Bowls from the top. Somehow.]
Bwa ha ha! I wonder if I can hit a perfect strike.